reading the dead heads thread and the "theres only two andy gorams" what do you think is the best chant ever or the best chant you have heard.

I like to the tune of lets talk about sex by salt n pepper

Lets talk abot cesc baby,
Lets talk about you and me,
Lets talk about william gallas, van peirse and flamini,
Lets talk about cesc

or when coventry fans sang Moroccan all over the world, when had loads of morrocan players but dont know the words.

The best chants aren't those with the best word they're the ones with the distinctive, ponderous beat. They're the ones you hear best.

e.g.,

Milord
Eey-aye-ee-aye-ee-aye-oh up the football league we go
We're on our way to Wembley...

etc.

This is one reason two little boys is a bit of a failure as a chant. It doesn't have that shouty rhythm.

None of them are very funny like, I admit.

I hate to say this but perhaps one of the funniest ones that worked as a chant was "Oh Shola Ameobi" to the tune of "Oh Hokey-Cokey cokey".

I always liked:

We drink ex, we drink brown,
We're gonna wreck your fookin' town..'

Ok, a bit direct, and the 'Jack the Rippers me Dad, 'cos they were quintessentially Poolie.



Best night was at Boston, when all the seventies chants came out.

Sung to some old Oxford player when we beat them 2-1 at the Kassam: ARE YOU TINO IN DISGUISE?

New white coat, new white coat, new white coat.

At the old Huddersfield ground, must be 20 odd years ago an evening game to a steward with the shiniest stiffest largest impractical yes you guessed it new white coat. Granted its not really a chant that will run and run or infact ever be heard again except that my sister and I often sing it when we see a .....

I like 'Thanks for yer money now feck off home' !!!

One man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley.
One man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Ashley.

Two men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley.
Two men man and their mobile phones, went to bed with Ashley.


Three men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley.
Three men man and their mobile phones, went to bed with Ashley.


ect etc etc..............

Liverpool fans to Man Ure

And the Scousers give thanks, cause he only kills Mancs, walking in a Shipman wonderland

And then they whinge like scousers about anyone having a go at them.

ya just a man in a jacket , man in a jacket , ya just a man in a jacket . sung to majority of stewards

We won't play you again

We won't play you again

We won't play you again

We won't play you again

Sang on March 25th 2007

I forget where...

Manure fans about Ji-sung Park...

Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country! But it could be worse, you could be a scouse, then you'd eat rats in your council house......

To the tune of Lord of the Dance hymn.

It might be simple, but my favourite is the "Cheerio" chant when opposition supporters start leaving... It must be backed up with a wave though.

"F*ck off yer fat c*nt" to George Reynolds.

or remember when town end used to sing "we are sailing" to Rod the stewerd. Forgot his name might be george but he is a good fella

Are you all forgetting the visit to Victoria Park of Torquay in 1991?

Hes Black
Hes Bent
His arse is up for rent
Fashanu
Fashanu

Brucie Brucie what's the score?
Brucie what's the score?

Southampton fans to Bruce "Mr Fixit" Grobelaar 10 minutes before kick-off.

That could be funny if it was anyone else but Manchester fookin' United.

But seeing as it is them, it's complete crap!!

you'll never take the rink end
you'll never take the rink end
then at half time we fooked off to the town end