Where is your match report from Colchester?

thats exactly what i just said,

FTO

It's an old Rivals pisstake. One of the thick Loids (I'm sorry if that doesn't narrow it down much), used to always use FTO rather than Oi, You!.

and what did that stand for then for 'tention off (in yorkshire style)

I reckon it's more of a Leeds Poolie kinda thing - For theertension of.

I'd be quite frankly astonished if it wasn't Hutchy.

He appears to have resurfaced in recent weeks, only the other day he was telling people to arrive early for the Loids game tomorrow evening as he is expecting a large crowd with 'large tailbacks'

I think it was Hutchy! The doyle.

Remember when he offered Clarke Keltie out after the Pools game?

That was the day I decided to stop taking the piss out of him, he was quite clearly a bit radio rental as well as being as thick as mince.

I remember (not knowing what Hutchy looked like) pointing this idiot out banging on the windows as he was locked in the bar at the Echo chamber as the 3750 smug Poolies filed past, he almost had steam coming from his ears. He was actually like a caged zoo exhibit who'd missed feeding hour. Every single Pools fan was laughing at him. Later that night when the pictures emerged of the Keltie confrontation, yes you've guessed it that ape like figure banging on the windows was indeed Hutchy.

Wasn't Hutchy the one who claimed he would do something embarrassing in some prominent Hartlepool place ... "I'll show my arse/swim naked/suck dick if ... [something Pools were obviously going to better than Darlo]" ?

Somebody remind me what it was.

Someone of that ilk promised to run naked through the Marina if something or other happened. was that him?

It was Hutchy again I believe. In that same season he said at the start he'd run naked around the marina if we finished higher in the league such was his confidence in the bucket rattlers.

They finished a mere 23 points worse off than us.

he gets called Hutchy cos he lives with his rabbit in the garden

Has anyone got the pics of him with his shirt off after the Pools game?

Please tell me that the bloke in his 40's who was sat with a group of spotty faced kids singing anti Pools songs in the bar was Hutchy?.

Any footage?

Sorry all, would have loved to have gone on Saturday, not too far from us and would have gone had my aunt anduncle from Banbury not turned to help celebrate my Mum's 50th Birthday from Friday to Monday.

Couldn't even listen to Pools World.

I'm only starting to catch up now: I hear we had a decent penalty shout turned down. What did everyone think?

I'm thinking about going to Cheltenham though, if I can.

Twat

Part-timer..a virtual home game and you never turned up....

You're getting as bad as Urko

Sure it won't co-incide with your aunites neighbour's dogs christening???

I read that comment as, thinking about something...... if he can........................ he's going to think if he is able to carry out said thought processes

but what about going to the match once you've decided you are able to think

My aunt and uncle had come down for the weekend...What could I do?

You have to realise that one has other loyalties that are just as important to maintain.

The amount of games we've seen over the years and the amount of money we've spent on 'Pools, I actually can't believe that you've actually had the audacity to call me a part-timer.

If I wasn't a part-timer I wouldn't have gone all the way to Fleetwood, but I did.

So you say they were there all weekend, surely you could have went out for 4-5 hours during their stay, they would have had the pleasure of your company all day Sunday

Well, no, actually because we had all arranged to go out somewhere and then have a meal on Saturday.

could have gone out to the match