Has signed on a Months loan from Huddersfield..anyone know anything about him?

One of the few opposition players to ever recieve a standing ovation at the Vic in his Blackpool days!

If his head is right that is a cracking signing.

Parker's an interesting one.

His Blackpool record is pretty impressive, and a lot of fans rate him very highly, but for us he just hasn't done it, and he's been given more than enough chances to show what he can do.

20 appearances this season and only 2 goals (granted they were superb goals) is frankly a horrible return for some of the chances we have created. Those of you that came down to the snowy Tuesday night game at our place a few weeks ago will have seen just how many chances we create in games, but for me, Parker isn't a natural goalscorer. He's a confidence player so if he gets one then he might get a few but i'm not sure, he just seems to fall over a lot looking for free kicks, and either doesn't shoot when he has a clear opportunity, or does shoot when the shot clearly isn't on.

For whatever reasons, it hasn't worked out for him down here, but honestly, i'm not sad to see him go in the slightest.

Oh and what's your nightlife like? He might enjoy a bit of that.

great signing, tell you what, Turner has signed some quality on loan recently, all bodes well for the rest of the season

Superb signing!

I'm betting the "Little Black Book" lap dancing club just off Church St will be his sponsor for the duration of his stay!!
As stated earlier, confidence player - but on his day can be as good as anybody in the division. At the start of the season he was hot property when Blackpool released him after their promotion.
Some players just don't work out at certain clubs for whatever reason, i'd be interested to know what sort of poke he's on a week at Huddersfield - shed any light Tom T?

Apparently he is good mates with McCunnie and he used to date Jade Goody!

Are you sure its not the other way round!

Parker and McCunnie on the pull in Church St - Owton Manor's finest girls will have a field day! - regardless of whether they can understand them!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... e54283.ece

He also got a bit lairy in a Blackpool Lappies if memory serves. But then again, haven't we all!!

Get in.

Just what we need. A striker that will score the scruffy goals.

Aye. Looks like he doesn't mind getting dirty and going in hard and rough to score.

he will love Hartlepool if thats the level of ugly slags he goes for

maybe i was slightly harsh there eh?

well at least he's the new George Best OFF the pitch.
It's a start I suppose

The court was told Parker and another man walked into the massage parlour at 4.15am.

Wendy Evans, prosecuting, said Parker had asked which girls were working, but when asked which sex service he required he said he wanted to eat his chips first.

A kiss & tell story where the footballer is doing the spragging?

Either Parker has got the wrong end of the stick completely or he needs the cash to fund a Shilton-like habit.

Peter Shilton?

Aye, without straying too far into the realms of internet libel, what would be the most likely outcome of giving Peter Shilton 25 grand for a kiss & tell story?

A kiss & tell story where the footballer is doing the spragging?

Either Parker has got the wrong end of the stick completely or he needs the cash to fund a Shilton-like habit.[/quote]

Peter Shilton? [/quote]

Aye, without straying too far into the realms of internet libel, what would be the most likely outcome of giving Peter Shilton 25 grand for a kiss & tell story?[/quote]

I dunno whether I am being thick, which I probably am, but I don't no.

I know circumstances have dictated the current situation, but can anyone say, without stopping to count, how many attacking players we have now signed since Christmas?

The question has to be asked: if strikers are so easy to come by why the hell aren't full backs?

Five. Henderson, Lange, Nardiello, Guy and Parker. We don't need any full-backs, certainly not a left-back.

You are being thick. And shyte at quoting.

Let's just say you are no stranger to such establishments.

Brothels?

Link doesn't work PJ.

Oh well you'll just have to type 'Peter Shilton gambling' into Google, I think that may help you in your of getting to the bottom of England's most capped players problem!

Not quite sure how he will fit in and whether his mind will be fully on the cause but looked a class player that day he ripped us apart.

Lance Armstrong?

Sam Shilton?

Sam fox

Could be a GILF.

gilf

A What?

this is like fucking groundhog day

Parker and McCunnie on the pull in Church St - Owton Manor's finest girls will have a field day! - regardless of whether they can understand them![/quote]

What's wrong with girls from the Manor like ??? Are u trying to insinuate something there ???

Well, rules are rules

And without rules you have anarchy.

What's wrong with girls from the Manor like ??? Are u trying to insinuate something there ???[/quote]

I think he is saying lasses from the Manor are slags. In general.

I think he is saying lasses from the Manor are slags. In general.[/quote]


Good job I live in Rossmere then

cheeky bastad !!!!

Parts of Rossy are worse than Manor.

Rossy's missus has got some nice parts

Rossy isthe Manor... there's no difference...

Rossy is just a fictious estate made up by the Estate Agents to make the area sound posher...

BTW Rossy got sent off on Saturday his team where then soundly thumped by Celtic

Maybe my memory is failing me but isn't the ROSSMERE in OWTON MANOR LANE (assuming that pub still exists)?

It was called 'Rossmere' well before estate agents got in on the game, or did they just knock up Rossy Park in the past fifteen years or so???