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 Post subject: How Long Is The Longest You've Ever Stood....
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:13 am 
Having a Piss???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

I timed myself earlier on with a Seiko....and I drizzled for 3 minutes 23 seconds!!!! :coool: :coool:

Beat that!!!! :coool: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: How Long Is The Longest You've Ever Stood....
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:14 am 
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My glasses frames are Seiko but I'm sure they're losing time.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:16 am 
I'll 'Second' that!!!! :coool:


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I'll see your second and raise you a minute.

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 Post subject: Re: How Long Is The Longest You've Ever Stood....
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:18 am 
You win....'Hands' down!!!! confised


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That "eases my relegation woes" then.

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 Post subject: Re: How Long Is The Longest You've Ever Stood....
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dont know realy.......i was asleep at the time :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: How Long Is The Longest You've Ever Stood....
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:22 pm 
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I'm going to time it next time I've been on a gauge.

Sometimes though, the my bladder pressure is quite low, meaning a slash can last for ages even though there's not much volume. Other times it is like a water cannon.

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 Post subject: Re: How Long Is The Longest You've Ever Stood....
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:01 pm 
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different drinks have different piss retention indices. Drinking Guinness means you can have 3 or 4 pints before you need a slash.
Drinking lager or cider, you need your first visit to the little boy's room before you've even finished your first pint

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 Post subject: Re: How Long Is The Longest You've Ever Stood....
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:06 pm 
2-3 miles


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farking hell, they could use you for urino-electric power!!!!

Has anyone measured how far they can walk for the duration of a piss?

I've walked along having a piss before but never seen how far I've pissed, all I know is the bottoms of my trousers got wet

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 Post subject: Re: How Long Is The Longest You've Ever Stood....
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:11 pm 
i was on the train at the time :laugh:


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I never seen that one coming bbolt

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:12 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: How Long Is The Longest You've Ever Stood....
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:14 am 
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ha!ha! another competition!!
Best bring a mac for this !!!

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