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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: A bit of light relief
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:02 pm 
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Our lass has been on the phone to her mate, and was chortling and guffawing like Soft Mick.

It turns out her mate was telling her about the first time she met her step-sons girlfriend.

It was in the hospital, as she had gone to visit the step-son. He had to go to casualty after a vigorous bout of hide the sausage with the new girlfriend resulted in him snapping his banjo string! :uhoh:

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: A bit of light relief
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:32 pm 
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I just put mine in the fridge



Seriously though, not many things make me squirm but the thought of that definitely does

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: A bit of light relief
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:30 am 
Done mine before!!!! :uhoh: confised :uhoh:

An ex on top got carried away!!!! confised


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:38 am 
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I often wondered why you walk funny. :shock: bbolt

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Salty
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:32 pm 
my brother-in-law split his bell-end whilst in the act....couldn't happen to a nicer c unt!
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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: A bit of light relief
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:02 pm 
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it happened to a mate of mine who was seeing a lass at Uni. He suddenly started screaming in her room in her shared house and her house mates all come running in to see what had happened. It was apparently not a pretty site.

It does friggin hurt like hell like

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:07 pm 
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I keep coming onto the bunker and get yet another instalment in completing my education.

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