Has anyone ever shit themselves?

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:52 pm

I did for the first time last summer. Had a meal then went out for a meal. Got a stange rumbling halfway home and then the backdoor just opened and I filled my pants as I was driving. I couldn't help it. Very embarrassing. Anyone else admit to it?

Maj Frank Burns · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:56 pm

Ill hold my hand up. I did it wearing only shorts and rigger boots in a supermarket, yes it ran down the back of my leg into the boots sadx

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:56 pm

Blackpool last year....a very wet fart!!!! :uhoh:

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:57 pm

This is a very strange thread rolfl

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:18 pm

Maj Frank Burns wrote:

Ill hold my hand up. I did it wearing only shorts and rigger boots in a supermarket, yes it ran down the back of my leg into the boots sadx

Class

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:22 pm

I'm just glad the question wasn't,"who admits to papping their pants at least a dozen times"? :uhoh:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:23 pm

yes when i was 16. Was in the flat above the pub my dad was running. Let out a big fart and pretended i had followed through only to suddenly feel a warm wet sensation in my boxers. Ended up in the shower finishing the job off. It was literally brown water. My mam had to wash my clothes. She wasnt impressed :laugh:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:28 pm

What I love about the bunker is the consistently highbrow nature of threads, or in this case highbrown.

*I may of shit myself once in Thailand, it happened so quickly without any warning, quite frightening actually, I was a pair of jeans down for the rest of the trip

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:31 pm

pointless thread. stpid

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:31 pm

chip fireball wrote:

clearly i am the only fooking intellectual left on the board. :shock:

The ability not to poo yourself is not a sign of intelligence, I reckon some of the most educated people in the world have touched cloth.

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:33 pm

It will probably happen to us all when he reach our 80's

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:36 pm

mouldy old dough wrote:

pointless thread. stpid

i know its shit isnt it. I wish i had never followed through with my post

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:45 pm

chip fireball wrote:

thats strange cos when i was about one and a half i was taught not to piss on my hands, and not to shiit myself, and i pretty much grasped the concept immediately.

I think if even Einstein picked up a stomach bug in South East Asia, he'd be more than capable of caking his strides.

Maj Frank Burns · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:50 pm

Quote:

clearly i am the only fooking intellectual left on the board.

with quotes like this I think not

Quote:

if you are bald when you die, will you be bald when you get to heaven, or will you have the option of getting all your hair back ?

I bet you still believe in Santa clappp

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:52 pm

I believe in Santana and I'm as intelligent as fook.

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:06 pm

This is scraping the bottom of the bowel.

Maj Frank Burns · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:45 pm

chip fireball wrote:

[ ] i was being serious
[x] you would have to be thick to think i was being serious :wink:

[x] do you fill out questionnaires as a hobby
[x] never mind therethere

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:53 pm

I think this thread will run and run.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:55 pm

I'm sorry I'm not as intellectual as you chip but it takes different strokes to rule the world.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:52 pm

How do you shit yourself?

I mean, being logical, you don't say "I've just shit Chip Fireball" or "while I was in Asda I shat Nicole Kidman", so why should you say "I've shit myself"?
The only way you could shit other people would be to eat them first. But if you ate yourself you'd hardly be in a position to shit, would you. Well, unless I suppose you only ate part of yourself.

OK, forget that question. Here's a more sensible one:

How come if so many people shit themselves there aren't more amputees walking round?

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Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:35 pm

Predictable.

Jonny · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:44 pm

I haven't fully shit myself but i once followed through after a big fart and soiled my duds on a night out in 42. It's the worst thing ever, ruins your confidence thats for sure. i also had to fling my boxers behind the bog upstairs in 42, they were splattered like - someone might of got a shock when they found them..... They definetly couldn't of been washed and re - used.....

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:45 pm

That's crap.

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:48 am

nope never shat myself.

had a close call at work though once, had the bad belly rumbles and was up a ladder....had to leg it as quickly as a man can with crippling gut cramps down the ladder and in the persons garden.
frantically looking round for sanctuary I spotted a compost heap.
yep deposited my innards on top!
dont know if anyone was spying on me but didn't care.....

used my cloths for wipage which I left behind naturally.... :uhoh:

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