Great description

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:13 pm

Some time ago, I was enjoying a dump, and our lass was talking about something while she was on the computer in the spare bedroom.

I always leave the bathroom door open in case I have to shout for bog roll reinforcements, and as luck would have it, the circular shaving mirror above the sink was at such an angle that I could see the reflection of our lass across the hall in the spare bedroom.

I let her know this, so she looked at it in disgust and merely replied "Oh my god, it's like looking through a porthole into your shitty little world".

I wish I could think of descriptions like this so quickly.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:50 pm

You have leave the door open in case you need more rolls ??You must be over 40 stone..

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:36 pm

No, Mr Nottingham, you have to ignore these charlatans, We know that Mr Fireball is currently unmarried and that Mr Sussex is a lonely, unfulfilled, onanistic, ageing, disenfranchised, goat fooking nonce.

In the world of marriage, the cry of 'pet, there's no roll,' is a bonding of two minds, united in a fragrant orchard of bum wiping..... :wink:

I have no idea what my wife says in these situations, well it's in rapid Bai Hua, which I haven't learend, but the arse fodder always turns up PDQ. clappp

Mind, she washes me skivvies as well. :grin:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:46 pm

Spender wrote:

No, Mr Nottingham, you have to ignore these charlatans, We know that Mr Fireball is currently unmarried and that Mr Sussex is a lonely, unfulfilled, onanistic, ageing, disenfranchised, goat fooking nonce.

In the world of marriage, the cry of 'pet, there's no roll,' is a bonding of two minds, united in a fragrant orchard of bum wiping..... :wink:

I have no idea what my wife says in these situations, well it's in rapid Bai Hua, which I haven't learend, but the arse fodder always turns up PDQ. clappp

Mind, she washes me skivvies as well. :grin:

You both don't mind the smell of craap around the house ????

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:56 pm

Well as a Darlo fan, most of your life must be fairly minging like, but on the diet we have, the scent of jettisoned food is more like osmanthus flowers and peach blossom. :grin:

Have you ever considered that you have two pounds of undigested meat in your colon, even as we speak?? :shock:

And 122 clem of it in your first team?? rolfl

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:00 pm

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what next ? purchase of a glass coffee table ?

I don't see the link between leaving the bathroom door open and turning into Mr Atweasle.

I like to think that our marriage is built on solid foundations of love, trust, respect and the ability to shite in front of each other without any fuss. What more could you ask for?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:21 pm

going to the bog should always be an experience based on solid foundations. I hate it when it isn't

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:27 am

Spender wrote:

Well as a Darlo fan, most of your life must be fairly minging like, but on the diet we have, the scent of jettisoned food is more like osmanthus flowers and peach blossom. :grin:

Have you ever considered that you have two pounds of undigested meat in your colon, even as we speak?? :shock:

And 122 clem of it in your first team?? rolfl

If there's a bad smell in our house i always get blame confised

Having the toilet door open, would cause considerable upset in the morning .. :uhoh:

Great description

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