Can i add my name to the shortlist of players.please.

It's quite a strict criteria do be accepted in all honesty,

Are you sh*t at football?

If you answered no then you've come to the wrong place
If you answered yes then you'll settle in very well.

New players always welcome but all we ask is that if you can't make it for whatever reason then please give us a few hours notice at least as we've had billions of occasions when we've had uneven teams. A lot of the other lads are seriously unfit and struggle when it's 4 vs 5.

£2.50 a game normally.