New Signings

Chris Turner · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:55 am

As alot of you have been in discussion recently, about such players not being good enough for the current relegation dogfight we are now entering. I have to totally agree and such positions will be rectified ASAP with quality players who will see us get through this, and make sure we are in League 1 next season.

Thanks you for supporting Hartlepool United, your opinions are always welcome.

Chris Turner

Director Of Football (Hartlepool United)

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tigro · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:55 am

about fooking time aswell i must say

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:09 pm

yeah!! get yer fucking finger out turner! :grin:

tigro · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:04 pm

really? i thought it was

tigro · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:07 pm

you never know

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:08 pm

Has his job title changed suddenly?

Chris Turner · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:13 pm

Yes this is the 'real' Christopher Turner.

I felt it was my duty to let you know where the club stands with its transfer policy. We have numerous loan slots available to use, I am looking to bring in some quality players for extra competition in certain area's.

tigro · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:14 pm

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:14 pm

welcome to the board! rolfl

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:15 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Has his job title changed suddenly?

I smell a Dibble/ADG/whatever the fook he is called this week

About as funny as an episode of 'Little & Large'

tigro · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:15 pm

can you name some of these players? if at all possible? and what positions are we talking about?

Chris Turner · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:21 pm

1 problem position as such is the goalkeeping position, we currently do not have enough cover for this position, this will be getting sorted out asap.

Another position is the fullbacks, we simply do NOT have enough cover for the lads currently playing in these positions.

A few names on my wish list are :-

Pawel Abbott
Andy Oakes
Ryan Valentine

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:22 pm

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:23 pm

How about Dimi you doyle?

RodneyTrotter · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:23 pm

Start by swapping budtz with the fooking useless le barrett,is he you're bum boy or something?

he really is gash.

tigro · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:25 pm

alright dave

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:27 pm

Chris Turner wrote:

A few names on my wish list are :-

Pawel Abbott
Andy Oakes
Ryan Valentine

I thought you said you wanted to strengthen the team?

Chris Turner · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:30 pm

Ok Ok, you got me!

The real names I am looking to bring to the club are as follows.

Mr Blobby (Goalkeeping position)
Mr King Edward (Fullback position) Aka Sack of Spuds

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:32 pm

Ha ha, the wind-up didn't last long!

tigro · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:33 pm

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:36 pm

Oi Tigro!

That Avatar is creeping me out!

tigro · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:38 pm

haha why is that then?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:46 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Has his job title changed suddenly?

I smell a Dibble/ADG/whatever the fook he is called this week

About as funny as an episode of 'Little & Large'

It won't be Dibble.

It won't be Chris Turner either.

It's somebody else who thinks that they're funny.

Chris Turner · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:50 pm

I am afraid to say this, but it is Christopher Turner.

Would you like me to bring Uncle Ken (Ken Hodcroft) with me? :roll:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:02 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Has his job title changed suddenly?

I smell a Dibble/ADG/whatever the fook he is called this week

About as funny as an episode of 'Little & Large'

It won't be Dibble.

It won't be Chris Turner either.

It's somebody else who thinks that they're funny.

Almost certainly from Loidsville.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:15 pm

Chris Turner wrote:

I am afraid to say this, but it is Christopher Turner.

Would you like me to bring Uncle Ken (Ken Hodcroft) with me? :roll:

I know it isn't.

You know it isn't.

You even know that I know it isn't.

But hey, whatever floats your boat on a Sunday afternoon.

Unless you'd rather go to The Travs to watch the footie on Sky.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

IP's don't lie. It's not Dibble. It really could be Chris Turner mind you, As long as he's moved in with Mr Tigro that is.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:26 pm

It might be Danny Wilsoon trying to cause chew!!!! :shock:

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