Songs you don't hear anymore....

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

A one for anytime we play a yorkshite team

You can stick your yorkshite puddings up your arse
You can stick your yorkshite puddings up your arse
You can stick your yorkshite puddings
You can stick your yorkshite puddings
You can stick your yorkshite puddings up your arse

Carry on...

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:18 pm

Well, I think I can see why that one fell into oblivion :wink:

Reefmonkey · **Joined:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:01 pm **Posts:** 755

stand up if your two nil up

stand up if your two nil up

well we didnt hear it again last night from the Carlisle fans after Monky scored

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

We don't seem to hear this one very often these days either.....

One nil to the Hartlepool

One nil to the Hartlepool

One nil to the Hartlepool

rolfl

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:15 pm

Hey baby were the poolie boys that was good in full voice.

peterleepoolie · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:23 pm

EIEIEO UP THAT FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO

peterleepoolie · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:25 pm

and weres your famous i.c.f !!

Reefmonkey · **Joined:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:01 pm **Posts:** 755

Poolies here

Poolies there

Poolies every fookin where

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:27 pm

bertie mee said to bill shankly
have you heard of the north bank rivalry
shanks said no i dont think so
but ive heard of the poolie agro

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:29 pm

we've travelled far and wide
we've been to merseyside
etc.

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:31 pm

doctor martens, yellow laces
stripey shirts and stripey braces
we are the boys who kick your faces
we are the poolie boot boys

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

We've got a nasty reputation, for soliciting little boys.
And for raping old age pensioners,
and for stealing kiddies toys.
We're the perverts of the nation,
etc etc etc

Strange that it seemed funny at the time.

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:36 pm

Mr I wrote:

We've got a nasty reputation, for soliciting little boys.
And for raping old age pensioners,
and for stealing kiddies toys.
We're the perverts of the nation,
etc etc etc

Strange that it seemed funny at the time.

that was a personal favourite of mine

Reefmonkey · **Joined:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:01 pm **Posts:** 755

then there was

Harry Roberts is our friend, is our friend...

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

super super jon
super super jon
super super jon
super super jon daley.....

on the bench toinght for the tangerines v tic's

Wonder if could do a job for us??? bbolt

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

We are unbeatable, we are unbeatable..................... bbolt

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is
To see Hartlepool win away or even draw

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

We are top of the league say we are top of the league.

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

We've got Willy Willy Willy Willy Waddell on the wing :laugh:

lestakev · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:40 pm

It was in fair dublin city
where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet dickie malone
as he wheeled is wheel barrow
through the street sbroad and narrow
crying united united united!!!!!!

katcha · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:45 pm

i had a wheelbarra and wheel fell off (repeat until bored)

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

She's a big fat cow bag, twice the size of me.
Hairs on her f**** like the branches of a tree.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

One white one, one black one, and one with a bit of shite on
and one with a little light on to show us the way.

tonyparry · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:15 am

aptid wrote:

We've got Willy Willy Willy Willy Waddell on the wing :laugh:

Bollox you beat me to it !!!!!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

Willy and bollox in the same post. Congratulations!!

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:57 am

Danny Wilson's Blue and White Army . . . . . . bbolt

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Don't forget the song promoting the FA's "respect" campaign

Should have been sung at the last two games at least!!

Who's your Father?
Who's your Father?
Who's your Father Refereee?
Hasn't got one
Never had one
You're a Bastad ((c) ADG ) Referee!!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:05 am

I would LOVE to be singing Jingle Bells on Saturday!!!
If we do win, it WILL be getting sang on the train!!!

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the dirty black arse of a crow
I'd fly over (whatever they're calling the white elephant stadium this week) and shit on the bastads(c) ADG below!!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:05 am

Me brother's in borstal, me sister's got pox, me mother's a whoar down Hartlepool docks, me uncle's a pervert, my auntie's gone mad, and Jack the Ripper's me dad.

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:14 am

can we play you every week.... sadx

Freaky Teeth · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:42 am

You're going in the dock!!!
You're going in the dock!!!
And now you're gonna believe us rolfl

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:44 am

peterleepoolie wrote:

and weres your famous i.c.f !!

that was sung on saturday :wink:

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

we've gorra marina you've got docks doo daa doo daa

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:58 am

We were sing this to the West Ham fans to the tune of do daa day.

Pie and mash and jellied eels you are cockney bounders you are cockney bounders you are cockney bounders pie and mash and jeelied eels you are cockney bounders.

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Foot and mouth, foot and mouth, farmers on the dole, usually aimed at Carlisle from memory

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:35 pm

aptid wrote:

Foot and mouth, foot and mouth, farmers on the dole, usually aimed at Carlisle from memory

That was my song away at Plymouth that seemed to catch on.

The locals didn't like it.

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

ooh it's a corner, ooh it's a corner............

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:37 pm

we drink ex
we drink brown
were gonna wreck your fucking town

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:39 pm

i love to go a wandering
along the cliffs of dover
and if i see a darlo fan
i push the bastard over
valderee...valderaa...valdereee...valderaa..

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:49 pm

Yellows, Yellows, Yellows!!

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Are you Darlo in disuise

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

sheep shagging bastads
you're only sheep shagging bastads
sheep shagging bastads
you're only sheep shagging bastads

sheep shagging bastads
you're only sheep shagging bastads
sheep shagging bastads
you're only sheep shagging bastads

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

You can stick your McCain stadium up your arse.

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

He's gay He's Bent his arse is up for rent
POK POK
He's gay He's Bent his arse is up for rent
POK POK

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

One man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley.
One man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Ashley.

Two men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley.
Two men, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Ashley.

Three men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley.
Three men, two men, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Ashley.

repeat until run out of numbers.............

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Stand up if you hate Bradford Park Avenue

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:51 pm

Mr I wrote:

One man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley.
One man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Ashley.

Two men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley.
Two men, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Ashley.

Three men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley.
Three men, two men, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Ashley.

repeat until run out of numbers.............

Or breath.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

wowowowowowowwowoooooo chris westwoood.

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:28 am

katcha wrote:

i had a wheelbarra and wheel fell off (repeat until bored)

i know this song and it gets on your tits
i know this song and it gets on your tits
i know this song and it gets on your tits
i know this song and it gets on your tits
ad lib to fade....
:grin:

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