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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Reasons for missing a game;
PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:07 pm 
A mate and huge Pools fan (Season ticket holder) missed yesterday's match. He'd bought his ticket and everything.

The reason is one of the best I've ever heard; he had to take his Dog to the Britain's got talent auditions rolfl
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:45 am 
The dog can't be less talented than some of the sad gets who try to go on there. :roll:
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He is Barking up the wrong tree if he thinks dogs are talanted.

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It has been a while since I covered my keyboard in tea after reading a post, but I just have! rolfl
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for you yes :wink:

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PJ_Poolie wrote:
A mate and huge Pools fan (Season ticket holder) missed yesterday's match. He'd bought his ticket and everything.

The reason is one of the best I've ever heard; he had to take his Dog to the Britain's got talent auditions rolfl


he should be named and shamed, and then hung off the mill house balcony by his bollox
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Reefmonkey
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no6bus wrote:
Reefmonkey wrote:
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for you yes :wink:


didnt think anyone cared :grin:

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Reefmonkey wrote:
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Unless you have been burried/cremated, you can still attend.
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Fensy
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
A mate and huge Pools fan (Season ticket holder) missed yesterday's match. He'd bought his ticket and everything.

The reason is one of the best I've ever heard; he had to take his Dog to the Britain's got talent auditions rolfl


I got told that yesterday by another friend of his, got to say I nearly pissed myself when he told me. I hope it is on the telly so even more shame can be passed onto him. rolfl rolfl
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Mr Ripper
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Fensy wrote:
PJ_Poolie wrote:
A mate and huge Pools fan (Season ticket holder) missed yesterday's match. He'd bought his ticket and everything.

The reason is one of the best I've ever heard; he had to take his Dog to the Britain's got talent auditions rolfl


I got told that yesterday by another friend of his, got to say I nearly pissed myself when he told me. I hope it is on the telly so even more shame can be passed onto him. rolfl rolfl


Name and shame, name and shame! :laugh:

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A few years ago my mate decided to miss a game because he was tired,
It was a Friday night at home to Grimsby rolfl

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Fensy
 Post subject: Re: Reasons for missing a game;
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Fensy wrote:
PJ_Poolie wrote:
A mate and huge Pools fan (Season ticket holder) missed yesterday's match. He'd bought his ticket and everything.

The reason is one of the best I've ever heard; he had to take his Dog to the Britain's got talent auditions rolfl


I got told that yesterday by another friend of his, got to say I nearly pissed myself when he told me. I hope it is on the telly so even more shame can be passed onto him. rolfl rolfl


Name and shame, name and shame! :laugh:


I reckon that you will know him as well Ripper, he is a keen cricketer with the initials GC, his sister was a mate of Mrs Ripper at school
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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Reasons for missing a game;
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:37 pm 
George Courtney? sctatchinghead
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Reasons for missing a game;
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Fensy wrote:
I reckon that you will know him as well Ripper, he is a keen cricketer with the initials GC, his sister was a mate of Mrs Ripper at school


I know exactly who you mean! :shock: :laugh:



But it wouldn't be right to name Mr Coverdale on tinterweb would it? sctatchinghead

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Reasons for missing a game;
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:50 pm 
Graham Coverdale? I know that name.
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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Reasons for missing a game;
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:53 pm 
Well he can't accuse me of naming him rolfl

He's going to be on the telly anyway I suspose!
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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Reasons for missing a game;
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:55 pm 
I heard they got three crosses in double quick time!
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