I have found a site run by polygraph examiners to answer questions for folk having to take a lie detector test to join Law Enforcement, FBI & The Secret Service to name but a few agancies, this is a sample of one of the questions asked.

I'm working on my B.S. in criminal justice, and after college, I'm going to apply to be a police officer. I have no criminal background, no negative driving history, no traffic citations, and I've never used any illegal drugs.
There are some things about my past that concern me and they're embarrassing to reveal, but here goes.

1: I "played doctor" with two friends, once at 6 and again at 10 years old.

2: One day when I was 8, we had a new puppy, and I was bored, so I let her sniff (no contact) my genitals.

3: When I was 14, me and some friends had a sleep over, and I had an urge to touch one's butt while he was sleeping, so I did. I felt really uneasy about it.

4: Between the ages of 14-16, I looked at a lot of pornography. There was about 2 times where the girls looked underage, and I immediately clicked out of it.

5: Sometimes, I would steal coins from piles of coins that my parents would leave around the house. I never took a whole pile and the total I took was around $5. This behavior stopped around the age of 12.

I plan to disclose all of this information to my B.I. I hope none of it will be an automatic DQ, and I hope they won't think I'm a screwed up sex pervert, because that's not me at all.

What do you think my chances are, given my spotless background and college degree?

Thanks to anyone who answers.

My shock was to how many people owned up to letting dogs and puppies lick their bits, it's in almost every post.

I love all this 'Only in America' shite, as if the UK is full of people reading Keats and the collective works of Albert Camus

Take a look around a relatively 'small' town the size of Darlington
There are enough inbred, gurning, low IQ simpletons to fill several jumbo jets

You said it

Unlike Darlow where they could fill their stadium..if the halfwits could find it

Even the simpletons of Hartlepool aren't fooking daft enough to believe:-

A) The Loids will get promoted
B) The Loids will get promoted
C) The Loids pitch is of a league standard
D) You aren't a bounder of the highest order