I s'pose it's the last that we'll here from Mr Creosote for a while unless they have tinterweb access in prison.

"His sheer bulk has led to him having problems with diabetes, angina, incontinence, septicemia, ulcers and tumours."

How awfully nice

"After being sentenced, special arrangements were made for him to be transported from the court to jail."

JCB?

Shredder?

I passed a lorry with flashing lights and a wide load sign on the back with a police escort on the A19 today !

I wonder ?

But don't you feel sorry for him? He's virtually disabled.

why? it's self inflicted

How is it?

Why dont we organise a whip round for him for when he is out of prison to send him on holiday with all his family

Somewhere nice and hot like.................. Guantanamo Bay

Now that is the ultimate in unfit

Have you all voted in todays Mail Poll?

Should Peter Owens have received a lenient sentence because of his health problems?
3% Yes
97% No

there are people who are genuinely sick and disabled and then you have him making a mockery of it,tell you what next time he has a kebab he should try walking to the shop for it instead of getting it delivered,that way he will get some fooking exercise

if he's disabled and can't go to prison, where does he get the energy or mobility to kick the shyte out of someone, or can you get your carer to do that for you when you're a fat 'orrible damned bounder.

I feel sorry for the chap at meal times
I feel sorry for his new cell mate

wouldnt fancy his cell mates chances if owen gets the top bunk

I'm surprised nobody included him in their Dead Heads!

if he did snuff it can you imagine it,here is the bill for the cremation and here is the bill for the extra gas we shipped in from russia

No you've got that all wrong. It's the little stringy ones that take all the gas in the crem. Once you get a bit of heat on the fat ones they go up like there's a very enthusiastic accelerant been put in the oven with them. It's a bit like when you put fatty sausages on a bbq.

Sorry folks 'tis' a fact..........so .........eat more.......... save gas ......and the environment

So he got a reduced sentence for his medical problems? Why? If he can do 15 months, he can do longer, if you are deemed fit to serve the sentence, after that, the length of time is irrelevant.

No if he didnt eat 100 packets of crisps, 25 litres of coke, 2 parmos, 3 kebabs 5 pizzas and shed loads of chocolate, that we pay for on his benefits, then he wouldnt be a fat damned bounder.

He might then be able to walk and get a job. i have the same attitude to all of these fcukers who cant be bothered to work. Stop their benefits, they will soon look for work. even sea coaling

He'll live to be 100.

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Th ... 4867029.jp so this is Dibble.

His wife will suddenly develop another life threatening illness and he'll be allowed out early again

Or alternatively, if it's that important for them to be together they could just let her die and then shoot him in the face.

Link doesn't work.

We are all gods children and must be prepared to help our fellow man
in his hour of 60 clem.

Couldn't he get a job that would allow him to lay down all day ... like a ski slope for instance...... can you ski on lard?

He could get a job at Darlo as the crowd in the stand that isn't used, at least it will look like someone is in the place, or he could hire his jumper out as a pitch cover for cold nights.

Mr and Mrs Owens ..Wouldn't they be just classed as a normal couple in Pools ..National papers are suggesting so..

The reason that you don't have such fat wasters like that in darlow is that they can't afford the food and nobody can make a caravan with a strong enough floor.

Don't talk cack, you struggle to read the fcuking Beano, let alone the Daily Star