All of this Joel and Gold Coast in Australia

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

So it looks official that Joel is going as he must have signed a pre-contract agreement.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast_Galaxy_FC

do we give him a send off at the end of the season? I would certainly hope we do

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:58 pm

Wikipedia

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:01 pm

The daft buggers think James Brown is an Australian under-20 international

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:22 pm

Looks like Brownie's joind him then ! :grin:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

According to Gold Coast's chairman the "ink is drying on his contract", this was two weeks ago so I am assuming the ink has dried and he will be joining them next season.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:11 pm

Yeah, but...

... Wikipedia rolfl

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:25 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i edited a professional footballers wikipedia entry yesterday. its easy done like. :grin:

So it is...

... check out their squad now...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast_United_FC

inbred convict bastads.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:28 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

i edited a professional footballers wikipedia entry yesterday. its easy done like. :grin:

So it is...

... check out their squad now...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast_United_FC

inbred convict bastads.

That really does show how credible a source Wikipedia is!!

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

So it is...

... check out their squad now...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast_United_FC

inbred convict bastads.

What a top job you have done Mr R just a shame you didn't send ALB over as well. clappp

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:56 pm

Fkin L, they've just signed a few Brazillians now an'all. :laugh:

Maybe I should stop now?

Thinwall · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:18 pm

Fatboy Slim rolfl

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PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:23 pm

This editing lark is a piece of piss, Gold Coast are building quite a squad!

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1429

chessington · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:18 pm

'Big Bruce the Koala Noncer' rolfl

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

i like the description of pok :grin:

Perkin · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:28 pm

FW PoK

class.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:54 pm

that must be a biigg stadium :laugh:

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:40 pm

Surely there must be some players we can pick up in exchange from that squad!

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Fancy having a player called Shane Smeltz, who put there? It "smells" a bit fishey.

bbolt

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

Even Mr ripper is getting a game.

Thinwall · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:45 am

The club is owned by billionaire Mr T, the richest man in Arbroath. rolfl

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:23 am

The fkers have changed it back. :evil:

I can't be arsed at the moment to do owt with it cos I'm at work and too much to do.

But I've taken our Joel out of there for starters. :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:03 pm

I've had another go. :grin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast_United_FC

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:11 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

I've had another go. :grin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast_United_FC

I've reworked the opening paragraph.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

I've had another go. :grin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast_United_FC

I've reworked the opening paragraph.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6474

They are quick to put it back like, however a few new players have signed

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:58 pm

They're obviously keeping a close eye on it.

BUT there's plenty of us up at all times of the day and night so it should be our new mission to keep changing it for the craic. rolfl

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Steve Pantelidis

Thats genius Mr R, who on earth would make up a name like Pantie lid is :grin:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:44 pm

Steve Panty Liners?

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:00 pm

More opening paragraph based fun!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast_United_FC

Edit; they have changed that back from 'The club is owned by peg legged Billionaire Paul Robinson, the richest man in Erinsborough' within a minute.. the bastads!!

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6474

Quote:

The name 'Galaxy' was taken from the popular chocolate bar and it was always undetermined whether or not that name would be used by the club as a permanent name.

Quote:

The club is owned by billionaire J R Ewing, the richest man in Dallas.

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Its been changed back already, they must be on the ball today.

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

More changes.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

Current squad
No. Position Player
1 Flag of Australia GK Jess Vandriver
2 Flag of Australia DF Terry Griffiths
3 Flag of Australia DF Michael Jackson
4 Flag of Australia MF Zenon Caravella
5 Flag of Australia MF Richard Greer
6 Flag of Australia DF Steve Panteliner
7 Flag of Brazil MF Jefferson
8 Flag of Brazil MF Robson
9 Flag of New Zealand FW Shane Smells
10 Flag of Australia FW Andrew Barisic
11 Flag of Australia MF Jason Donovan

No. Position Player
12 Flag of Australia FW Tahj Mahal
13 Flag of Brazil FW Milson
14 Flag of Australia MF James Brown
15 Flag of the Netherlands DF Bas van den Brink
16 Flag of Australia DF Kristian Rees
17 Flag of Australia MF Karl Kennedy
18 Flag of Australia DF Daniel Piorkowski
19 Flag of Australia FW Janet street Porter
20 Flag of Australia GK Scott Robinson
21 Flag of Australia MF Steve Irwin

rolfl

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:24 pm

I've changed the Porter bit again, they are now after Adie Mike.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6474

They now have Billy The Fish in goal and Peter Andre in the squad

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:26 pm

Had another go...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast_United_FC :laugh:

Thinwall · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:37 pm

External links

* Gold Coast United Official website
* Mates = Bunker :laugh:

* Gold Coast United Supporters Forum
* Unofficial Gold Coast United Forum

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:42 pm

I am even more convinced we could raid their squad for some players!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:42 pm

1 Flag of England GK Billy The Fish
2 Flag of Australia DF Flaming Gallah
3 Flag of the United States DF Michael Jackson
4 Flag of Germany MF Adolf Hitler
5 Flag of Australia MF Peter Andre
6 Flag of Australia DF Steve Pantieliner
7 Flag of Wales MF Charlotte Church
8 Flag of Brazil MF Pele
9 Flag of New Zealand FW Shane Smells
10 Flag of Australia FW Kylie Onetit
11 Flag of Australia MF Jason Donovan

No. Position Player
12 Flag of India FW Tahj Mahal
13 Flag of the United States FW Bubbles the Chimp
14 Flag of Australia MF Kevin Bloody Wilson
15 Flag of the United States DF Jim Beam
16 Flag of the United States DF Jack Daniels
17 Flag of Australia MF Karl Kennedy
18 Flag of Australia DF Daniel Dograpist
19 Flag of Australia FW Janet Street Porter
20 Flag of Australia GK Scott Robinson
21 Flag of Australia MF Steve Irwin

:grin:

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

If thats where they play their homes games then there's no need for porter to go home.

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