Same here mutley , problems with em coming out me ears as well ..

Don't bank on it

I having a hairy arse is a bit of a pain too, i use a lot of toilet roll . If anyone has any solutions for nasal hair post em here.
A late friend of mine once had a wet shave, face massage and has his nasal hair burnt out (using some sort of petrol, paraffin, aftershave stuff) in Turkey, he said it was tremendous.

it would be a bit dangerous attempting to burn arse hair I should imagine

I thought this was a thread about the ex-England captain Nasser Hussain.

A few years ago I caught a glimpse of what nature has in store for some of us. I was working with an older fellow from Baltimore and he had the most incredible nose hair. It looked as though someone had stuffed a hamster into each nostril. I eventually worked up the gumption to ask him why he hadn't dealt with what was so obviously a grooming faux pas (we got to be pretty good friends) and he told me he couldn't imagine how that might be accomplished. He told me he had tried every conceivable way of cutting the hairs, from rotary trimmers to manicurist's scissors but to no avail. His grotesque nares had only gotten more hairy. They became the topic of whispered conversations at work, all of us dreading a possible nasal infection. Having worked in clinics and nursing homes for some time, I had seen several extra-large versions of the simple Q-tip in use for everything from swabbing a cut with povodine to debriding a wound. This occured to me whilst I was contemplating Steve's condition and it inspired an idea for treatment.
Now suppose we take this giant Q-tip and dip it in some dipilatory wax. We let it sit in the wax till well saturated, whereupon it is thrust into the desired nostril and allowed to cool. A friend should then be engaged to remove the device, possibly gaining leverage and a strong purchase by means of placing one palm against the forehead and using the other hand to suddenly and powerfully tug the implement out of the nostril, hair and all. Many people have asked "What about the pain?". I have been assured by several women who have their bikini lines waxed on a regular basis that the pain, though intense, is fleeting. Obviously the entire process would be repeated for the other nostril. One could go so far as to re-use the wax several times (with an eye toward frugality) so as to make the most of the material. Steve, a Scotsman, pointed out that this treatment should also prove useful in removing ear hair, apparently a common condition in Scotland.

well if it wasn't so cold up there they wouldn't need so much fur in their earholes

I wonder if they have very hairy bungholes as well

which is the longest hair on your body?

the one that keeps growing out of my nose. If I don't keep plucking it out, I reckon it would grow down to my feet

no the one on your arse cause when you pull it out it makes your eyes water