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Lord Seaton
 Post subject: Computer Security Advice
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:41 pm 
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A recent trojan has began to get a hold in this country. TrojanSpy:Win32/Gimmiv.A and TrojanSpy:Win32/Gimmiv.A.dll.

Make sure your AV pattern files are upto date and install MS08-067 update now. You have been warned.

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:00 pm 
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Excellent.


What does that mean though? sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:26 pm 
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don't let people push a large wooden horse into your house, lest you be attacked by men wielding swords when you've had a few cans

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
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parmopooly wrote:
don't let people push a large wooden horse into your house, lest you be attacked by men wielding swords when you've had a few cans



Cool.

I've just locked the front door and told our lass not to answer it.

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Dugoutpaddy
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:48 pm 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
don't let people push a large wooden horse into your house, lest you be attacked by men wielding swords when you've had a few cans



Cool.

I've just locked the front door and told our lass not to answer it.


Hmm better lock your back door, well you know what those trojans are like :uhoh:

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no6bus
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:47 pm 
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i would listen to his lordship

this is one matter he knows about

mind he knows fook all about owt else like :wink:

pick yous up 7.30 tomorrow night ok

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:40 pm 
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no6bus wrote:
i would listen to his lordship

this is one matter he knows about

mind he knows fook all about owt else like :wink:

pick yous up 7.30 tomorrow night ok


I have no doubt that he knows exactly what he is on about.

The problem is that I have no idea either what he is on about or what I should be doing if he is suggesting a potential problem.

How about an idiot's guide for Obafami, Kent and I?

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 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
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no6bus
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
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Mr Ripper wrote:
no6bus wrote:
i would listen to his lordship

this is one matter he knows about

mind he knows fook all about owt else like :wink:

pick yous up 7.30 tomorrow night ok


I have no doubt that he knows exactly what he is on about.

The problem is that I have no idea either what he is on about or what I should be doing if he is suggesting a potential problem.

How about an idiot's guide for Obafami, Kent and I?


make sure your antivirus progs are up to date and your windows is updated to sp3

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:10 pm 
Nope. I still haven't got a clue what yous are talking about. I know how to turn my computer on and off and how to use google.
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no6bus
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Nope. I still haven't got a clue what yous are talking about. I know how to turn my computer on and off and how to use google.


fair enough your fooked :grin:

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:15 pm 
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Frodraff
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
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Mr Ripper wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
don't let people push a large wooden horse into your house, lest you be attacked by men wielding swords when you've had a few cans



Cool.

I've just locked the front door and told our lass not to answer it.


That should guarantee she'll let them in

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Lord Seaton
 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:21 pm 
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This link might help which is on MSN's news page. I was trying to help by giving people on here advanced warning.

http://tech.uk.msn.com/news/article.asp ... d=12987728

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 Post subject: Re: Computer Security Advice
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:32 pm 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
no6bus wrote:
i would listen to his lordship

this is one matter he knows about

mind he knows fook all about owt else like :wink:

pick yous up 7.30 tomorrow night ok


I have no doubt that he knows exactly what he is on about.

The problem is that I have no idea either what he is on about or what I should be doing if he is suggesting a potential problem.

How about an idiot's guide for Obafami, Kent and I?



Don't forget me :roll: :roll:
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