You Know When You Are Getting Old When....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:08 am

You start liking Pepper on your Chips....Sunday Dinner....Chops....Sausages....in Soup....etc etc!!!! confised

Up until....errr....about 2 months ago I hated pepper....now I love it....even in Chip Butties (God's Food)!!!! :coool:

Why????

When I was at home me Mam put Pepper on her Sunday dinner and I hated even the smell of it....but now I'm getting Old....I love it!!!! :coool:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:20 am

Another one....

I've stopped running!!!! confised

There was a time when I'd run anywhere....The Shop....School....Upstairs....etc etc!!!! confised

Now I just walk!!!! :roll:

I realised this tonight....I was going to the shop and the Bairn decided she didn't want to go....so I tought....feck it....I'll run!!!! :coool:

I got half way down the street and realised I was walking!!!! :shock:

So I decided to start running....people looked....curtains twitched....Police pulled me up!!!! confised

People my age shouldn't run to the shop!!!! confised

Cos we can't....It looks suspicious!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:25 am

And this was last night....

I got up 3 times in the middle of the night for a Piss!!!! :shock:

I didn't want to but I had to....I was sober....usually I'd just wallow in the warmth....until the cold wet piss hit me....and Mrs.Mutley at 4.37am....and then Mrs.Mutley hit me!!!! confised

But I'm sorry....a couple of years ago I went for a piss before I went to bed and that'll do till 8am....but now....oh no....I have to get out of bed at least a couple of times in the cold for a slash!!!! confised

That's called getting cold....or drinking too much Tea!!!! confised

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:26 am

Or having Prostate problems.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:27 am

So to keep the thread going....what makes you think you are getting old????

BTW....POK you need not reply....you are a very old 17 year old!!!! :laugh:

PS....POK....that :wink:

....was for if you are stuck you can stay at ours!!!! :razz:

Seriously....you can!!!! :grin:

PPS....Fecking STELLA!!!! banghead

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Your 36 mate not 18 any more :grin:

BTW - have you started going to the shop in your slippers yet?

That's when you know your cracking on a bit :wink:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:37 am

Top post Mutley .. :laugh:

Iv'e just stopped running also :grin:

Did POK find you like????

Who's 'on' now????

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:41 am

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:48 am

Here's another one aswell....

I've had 1 Bottle of Bulmers (with ice :roll:

)....6 cans of Stella and now I'm onto the last bit of a bottle of Stella....and I feel Pissed!!!! :uhoh:

About 2 months ago that would have been an apperf....appeara....apperateet....a starter!!!! confised

I'm getting old!!!! sadx

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:49 am

PS....I'm off tomorrow!!!! rolf

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:03 am

MutleyRules wrote:

I even stop the Bairn....and our lass from doing that....The Height Of Scruffiness!!!! banghead

Give them an inch....next Summer they'll have the Couch in the front street!!!! rage

Some people in our street go to the shop in their Dressing Gowns/Jyamas etc etc!!!! stpid

They want shooting!!!! :evil:

But then agian....the bloke in the newsagent usually has his hand up his new 'Assistants' skirt anyaway ehrn you walk in!!!! :shock:

BTW....he met her on the Internet and he 'Chucked' their lass for her!!!! :roll:

He's 50'odd....same as his 'wife'....his new 'bit' is about 28!!!! :roll:

I'd rather have his Wife!!!! :laugh:

The new bit makes Skye look like....err....good looking....errr and she can't talk propa!!!! :roll:

She's as rough as Seaton Tip!!!! confised

aye she's dog rough if it's the one I think you're on about!!!

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:21 am

parmopooly wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

I even stop the Bairn....and our lass from doing that....The Height Of Scruffiness!!!! banghead

Give them an inch....next Summer they'll have the Couch in the front street!!!! rage

Some people in our street go to the shop in their Dressing Gowns/Jyamas etc etc!!!! stpid

They want shooting!!!! :evil:

But then agian....the bloke in the newsagent usually has his hand up his new 'Assistants' skirt anyaway ehrn you walk in!!!! :shock:

BTW....he met her on the Internet and he 'Chucked' their lass for her!!!! :roll:

He's 50'odd....same as his 'wife'....his new 'bit' is about 28!!!! :roll:

I'd rather have his Wife!!!! :laugh:

The new bit makes Skye look like....err....good looking....errr and she can't talk propa!!!! :roll:

She's as rough as Seaton Tip!!!! confised

aye she's dog rough if it's the one I think you're on about!!!

bastads that's my sister rage

Mr Creosote · **Joined:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:05 pm **Posts:** 1887

I havent ran for 38 years.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:26 am

MutleyRules wrote:

You start liking Pepper on your Chips....Sunday Dinner....Chops....Sausages....in Soup....etc etc!!!! confised

Up until....errr....about 2 months ago I hated pepper....now I love it....even in Chip Butties (God's Food)!!!! :coool:

Why????

When I was at home me Mam put Pepper on her Sunday dinner and I hated even the smell of it....but now I'm getting Old....I love it!!!! :coool:

You big puff :laugh:

Pepper's great and not white pepper cack neither!

PS

I know I'm getting old when I go around my brother or sisters house and shout at the kids

'It's like Blackpool illuminations in here........ turn the lights OFF!!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:30 am

Yeah I find myself doing that in here....hunting round the house for lights left on and when I find one I whinge like feck!!!! :laugh:

Also shouting at the bairn for talking to her mates on the doorstep and leaving the doors open....'Mutley Jnr....hurry-up....you're letting all the heat out'!!!! :evil:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:31 am

PS....I don't like White Pepper....I like the black stuff in a grinder thing!!!! :coool:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:47 am

Last week it was potatoe skins now it's black pepper ..Move over Gordon Ramsay..

MutleyRules wrote:

PS....I don't like White Pepper....I like the black stuff in a grinder thing!!!! :coool:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37433

At least you won't need drugs any more, you can get the same effect by just standing up quick.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:37 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Last week it was potatoe skins now it's black pepper ..Move over Gordon Ramsay..

MutleyRules wrote:

PS....I don't like White Pepper....I like the black stuff in a grinder thing!!!! :coool:

Potato or potatoes, thicko

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