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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:04 pm 
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Re: FA Cup Draw

Postby monkeyhanger on Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:42 am
Just got back from hols and heard about the draw today.

My home town (which I hate) away and we've never played those monkeyhangers before. Happy Days. :raver:

Come on U Irons ! 10-0 to the Hammers hopefully. Lets show those northern mugs.



Taken from that 10 page thread on KUMB, what a f**king idiot. stpid :roll:


I hope his balls get infected by maggots the little nonce.

He probably hates Hartlepool cos he was driven out by locals for being a paedo.

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
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no - I hope he DIES.
In agony.

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no - I hope he DIES.
In agony.

no - I hope he LIVES.
In agony.

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
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even better!!!

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paddy_hammer
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:45 pm 
Ello Poolies.

Just a word on that guys comments and some others hinting at a walkover, being a public forum and thus people being able to say whatever they want, there will be some odd comments that don't actually represent the West Ham faithful. I assure you that myself along with many other people i know were gutted with the draw. We're well known for getting scalped in the Cup by teams in lower divisions and considering it's away, i'm not at all comfortable with it! But it should be a good game, i know you guys try and play some good football. Gutted James Brown's out, he's a right talent. Good luck to you guys and i'm jealous i'll miss out on the away game banter, it's simply not feasible for me to make it up there and back before my goddaughters christening.

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
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aah's it gawin me owld choina!!!!
Bleedin ell me plates are killin me!!!
We've beat 2 premier league teams this season, so even if we don't beat any more, that still makes us a better premier league team than Derby County

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paddy_hammer
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:35 pm 
haha

teams like derby, stoke, west brom, middlesborough and bolton never should have been given top flight status. a load of kick wollop kevin davies load of cack.
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Poolie of Kent
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aah's it gawin me owld choina!!!!
Bleedin ell me plates are killin me!!!
We've beat 2 premier league teams this season, so even if we don't beat any more, that still makes us a better premier league team than Derby County


Ere, we don't all talk like that daaaannnnnnnnnnn saaaaaafffff you know, parmo ! rolfl

You watch too much EastEnders, you do? rolfl rolfl rolfl

You sound like Dick Van Dyke's dodgy Cockney accent in Mary Poppins !!!!
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parmopooly
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You cant.

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Poolie of Kent
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Have you ever seen EastEnders, parmo ? No ?

That's why. rolfl rolfl rolfl
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ovalshapedhedgehog
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
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Hi there, West Ham fan here. Came over in response to the rather eloquent post put up on KUMB.

You'll probably beat us by the way as we always go out of cups to lower league opposition.

I'm actually resident in Newcastle at the moment. How much chance have I got of getting tickets (for either end)?
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Mr Creosote
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What does eloquent mean? :uhoh:

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 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
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Mr Creosote wrote:
What does eloquent mean? :uhoh:


:D

It was very well written...

Ah, it was your post :D
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Mr Creosote
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
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Ah. Right. Welcome to the madhouse by the way. Can you give us your views on the british mucic scene at the moment. They are still into the Bay City Rollers on here. :grin:

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ovalshapedhedgehog
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
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I'm quite out of touch with music too TBH.

Hmm. What've I been listening to of late.

*Goes to check music folder*
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parmopooly
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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
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vee ore heeringk zeess in Haartlepool

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
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here are the words for you to sing along

Verare yow orl korming vrorm?
Vrom Schmoorflandt vervee bee longk
Aryow taaerking moochlaeyke uss?
No- inschmoorrf – itsch march lerss vass
Durryow durr ssingks dat ve downt daere?
Veeyare reel scmoorfs scho vee downt caere
Diss iss a songk vit a nersse refriyn
Yess vee vill singk itt vonsse agkiyne

Flooote schmoorf begkinsss
Yeszs – singk alongk
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la etc
Ant now, ze secont partt
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la etc
Ant nowwe, orl togezsserr
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la etc

Karnyow krawl ssroo ar vorterr tepp?
Yeszs vee ken krawl ssroo ar vorterr tepp
Karnyow krawl ssroo ar shmoorlkee horl?
Yeszs vee ken krawl ssroo ar shmoorlkee horl
Karnyow plyy ar chooern orn ar flooote?
Schmurf orn ar flooote vee ssink so kyute
Doow schmoorfs lykk tow tants ant crowv?
Yeszs bat owvnly to ziss chooern

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la etc
Hey – whovisss smurfingk out off kee?
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la etc
Korm onn – singk in chooern
“Yeszs szserrr”
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la etc

Terllmee vhy arr schmoorfs scho schmall?
Veer not schmall bat yowarr torl
Dooerr yow verr yowrr kepss een bett?
Yeszs owverr kepss schtay onn owverr hetts
Dooerr yow gow to schleep teel tawn?
Yeszs bat furscht too tymss vee yown
Terllmee vot iss yowarr reekvest
Schmoorfingk zat’s vot vee lykk besst

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la etc
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la etc

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Home to West Ham
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it took me ages to translate it back into the original language

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Hawklord
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Don't Motorhead do something similar? :shock:
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