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Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:29 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I think what I'd have to do is if I went, I would have to get a train to Victoria from home or geta coach after Uni from Canterbury to Victoria, then get a coach up to Middlesbrough, and then get a bus or a train to Hartlepool from there, to capitailise on the cheap coach offers, or get a direct coach to Hartlepool.

If you were stopping at your cousin's gaff then maybe him or their lass might pick you up from Diddlesbrough?

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:30 pm

nah, TPP couldn't pick him up! imagine how awkward THAT conversation would be... :grin:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:34 pm

I'll have to see what happens.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:36 pm

National Express (or whoever it is) has a coach from Victoria Bus Station to Hartlepool direct. Awful way to travel in my opinion, like - but it's relatively cheap

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I'm trying the quickest, most cost-effective way of maybe trying to get up there and I'm working through a couple of scenarios now.

POK, can you elaborate on exactly what or whom you were trying to get up?

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:59 pm

Train or coach probably, using the cheapest and quickest way of transport possible that will get me in Hartlepool before kick off.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:07 pm

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:25 pm

if he times it just right he could even dispatch his population pellets down her gizzard just as the bus pulls in.
That way he wouldn't get embarrassing "wood" from the rumble of the bus on the journey home either

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

rumble of the bus

oi leave me out of this :uhoh:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:36 pm

chip fireball wrote:

pok why dont you collect the national express tokens in the daily mirror cos you can go anywhere for a quid ?

theres a bus from victoria gets into hartlepool at about 8 on the friday night. mr tax will probably pick you up and make you some tea.

you can get the overnight bus home on the saturday night after a look down church street with your cousin and his lass. she may even have a mate that you can neck on with.

That sounds like probably the best thing to do. I'll see whether it's viable first down here and I'll take it from there.

Anyway, it's no good talking about it if my dear cousin and his other half won't beable to kindly accomodate me in ther first place.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

Don't worry about whether he can accomodate in fact it would be better if he wasn't there.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:43 pm

Pok forget this family poolie love business...More important do you think tv rights will lower the gate to a record Fa cup 4th round low attendance ?

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:43 pm

Charming !

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

It'll never beat your last 4th round TV attendance, oops, they didn't have live telly in 1958.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:44 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Pok forget this family poolie love business...More important do you think tv rights will lower the gate to a record Fa cup 4th round low attendance ?

At least we've got 4 fully operational stands in our ground, Sussex ! :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:01 pm

no6bus wrote:

rumble of the bus

oi leave me out of this :uhoh:

Hadn't occurred to me actually when I wrote that!!!

poolieshonour · **Joined:** Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:45 am **Posts:** 45

POK

Grand Central leaves King's Cross 07.57 arrives here 11.21. Return from here 17.56, back in London 21.17. Not sure of exact fare but its half fare for over 60s if that's any help.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

parmopooly wrote:

if he times it just right he could even dispatch his population pellets down her gizzard just as the bus pulls in.
That way he wouldn't get embarrassing "wood" from the rumble of the bus on the journey home either

I always seemed to get a bonk on when i was a young-un on the bus but only when i had trackie bottoms on and sat near the back of the bus

I always ended up about 10 stops past where i wanted to be waiting for it to go down

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

verbalkint wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

if he times it just right he could even dispatch his population pellets down her gizzard just as the bus pulls in.
That way he wouldn't get embarrassing "wood" from the rumble of the bus on the journey home either

I always seemed to get a bonk on when i was a young-un on the bus but only when i had trackie bottoms on and sat near the back of the bus

I always ended up about 10 stops past where i wanted to be waiting for it to go down

luckily i dont suffer from that problem :shock:

poolsdonkey · **Joined:** Sun May 06, 2007 8:52 pm **Posts:** 512

no6bus wrote:

verbalkint wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

if he times it just right he could even dispatch his population pellets down her gizzard just as the bus pulls in.
That way he wouldn't get embarrassing "wood" from the rumble of the bus on the journey home either

I always seemed to get a bonk on when i was a young-un on the bus but only when i had trackie bottoms on and sat near the back of the bus

I always ended up about 10 stops past where i wanted to be waiting for it to go down

luckily i dont suffer from that problem :shock:

And if he did at least it would only last two stops at most bbolt

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:47 pm

lmao at this thread :laugh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:07 pm

One of the best ever!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37436

verbalkint wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

if he times it just right he could even dispatch his population pellets down her gizzard just as the bus pulls in.
That way he wouldn't get embarrassing "wood" from the rumble of the bus on the journey home either

I always seemed to get a bonk on when i was a young-un on the bus but only when i had trackie bottoms on and sat near the back of the bus

I always ended up about 10 stops past where i wanted to be waiting for it to go down

I'm trying to imagine you and Blakey on the job rolfl

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:06 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Anyway, it's no good talking about it if my dear cousin and his other half won't beable to kindly accomodate me in ther first place.

Well if they can't....surely they can accomodate you in their second place!!!! confised

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:12 pm

You can stop at ours if you want PoK.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:29 pm

i have a couple of spare beds an all, if you get desperate....

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:43 pm

Thank you very much for your kind generosity. I'll think about what I want to do and then I'll see what happens.

Of course, if there's no way of getting a ticket, I might not be able to think about coming up.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:58 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I'll think about what I want to do and then I'll see what happens.

They'll be no thinking about it when Mr.OO gets you in his back bedroom....and something WILL happen!!!! :shock:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:03 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I'll think about what I want to do and then I'll see what happens.

They'll be no thinking about it when Mr.OO gets you in his back bedroom....and something WILL happen!!!! :shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:10 am

He's probably scared now!!!! confised

He's read it and ran upstairs and hid under his 'High School Musical' Duvet with matching Pillowcase and Curtains whilst whimpering like 2 day old Cocker Spaniel Puppy!!!! :shock:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:19 am

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:28 am

You should be in bed....yawning like that!!!!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:06 pm

Mister Ed wrote:

i have a couple of spare beds an all, and I'm desperate....

Match of the Day.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:08 pm

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:09 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Mister Ed wrote:

i have a couple of spare beds an all, and I'm desperate....

Match of the Day.

Wait till he shouts, "Shoot"!

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