Hope you looking forward to tonight. I cant wait and the missus is looking forward too. You want my flag for the back drop?

Have you got tickets....?

yeah i bought 18, 2 months ago. there is 22 of us in total. going down at 6 to q up as there have been 350 sold and we all want a seat. you going like snowy? might have to introduce yourself

AYE............I'm sending the butler down to keep the seats.

come and introduce yourself snowy as i still owe you a pint

It was more crowded than a lifeboat on the Titanic.... I was eating the scran, but there wasn't room to swallow.

yes it was a bit full
still waiting to meet mr snowy

That's very unlike you sailor boys.

Youl'll have had no such trouble in the Girl Guides.....

The view we had was of your voice coming through a stain glass partition, so we pretended you were on the radio.

we had a lovely view of the pool table and dart board
i blame lady seaton who should have went round at 5pm to obtain our place at the front

I sort of feel better now, at least the stained glass partition was of a seaside scene, every time a certain note was reached, the crab vibrated alarmingly.

and there were bones in the salmon, bastads

When we finally got to the 'salmon' it looked like a cartoon one where the cat had scoffed the lot and left the tail and head .... we compensated with corned beef pie.