Maybe we should have a whip round and get some one to break one of his arms because that throw of his is going to kill us on Saturday.

according to the mail Ben has him covered Kev

So there you go.

When i read it in my borrowed mail Ian that was the kiss of death.

Ben Clark was right in what he was saying though, there's no run up for him at the Vic, he might struggle to get them in.

What are we worried about? ALB will just come and claim the ball anyway.

If he can take 4/5 steps he'll be ok. He might not even play but then we have Sonko who is a bit of a poor defender but can throw them far off 2 steps. We have all angles covered in the throwing department!

In much the same way a man whose haneds were covered in Vaseline, lubricating oil and lard, wearing banana sking gloves grabs an eel who's been swimming in Lake Greasy next to the discharge pipe from the cooking oil factory..... would save it.

Always thinking of lubricants, Once a matlot, always a matlot.

I swear by Shell Alvania grease, any high speed rotating shaft likes nowt else pumped into its bearings .... and the water doesn't even bother it.