So Im on my way to the game on Sunday & I gets a call off Mrs G.
"The Wii wont work,Ive turned it on,put the disc in,turned the telly onto AV3 but still no picture"
"Have you plugged the red white & yellow leads into the front of the telly" says I

If you think thats bad....

my mam said the DVD player i bought from my nana wasn't working......theres no light on it she said.

Is it plugged in? i asked

Does it need to be? she asked

well how else will it be powered? i replied

isn't it powered by the telly?..................

Ha ha, my nephew said this to me the other day....

"Uncle Monkeehanger! Will you come and look at my Wii, it's frozen!"

I said "I didn't know it was that cold out!"

It would be brilliant if he did actually call you Uncle Monkeehanger