the night before to eat is great innit?!!!

Indians or Chinese?

chinese, larvely!!!

I went to pizza hut yday, i was far too hungover to eat it, so i brought 3/4 of it home with me, it was lovely this morning.

Cold 1 day old pizza is the greatest food on the planet.

theres half a pizza left that the kids didn't eat.



should I............????!!!!!

Do you really need to ask, get it ate man!!

if you don't want it i'll have it.

see?
I've just ate a whole special chow mein, and my predicament over the pizza is that I dont want to be a fat bastad!


oh................

its christmas, your allowed.

its ate


chicken tho, minging!

if there's any left you could post it to me

soz parmo, I'm a greedy fucker!!! ate the bloody lot!


still hungry too

Aye, there's no food like old food.



































Thankfully!!

Oh Benjamin, you are disgusting......

Thankfully, all our leftovers are Chinese and it's easier to microwave pottery than aluminium foil containers.......gerrin!!

Tonight though we passed the doggy bag round the pub, and it was beyond barking by then....

I thought you would start the morning with a nice cool can of Spesh

I'm not a tramp!!!

I could be a tramp, no problem. I already eat other peoples' leftovers and food out of the bin and I don't have to.
I was born to be homeless.

Before it burnt down, there was an ace Indian takeaway within staggering distance of my house.

I love naan breads, and they used to do a 'family naan', which is about the size of a dining table. I would buy one of these plus an extra carton of tarka daal on top of whatever I was having, as a handy pre-prepared breakfast.

I used to go to sleep in a wonderful mood, with a belly full of ale and curry, knowing that when I woke up I had an ellish breakfast of naan and tarka daal awaiting.