When you do that with footballers like he said about Leeds... I've kept really quiet, but I'll tell you something, he went down in my estimation when he said that - we have not resorted to that. But I'll tell ya - you can tell him now if you're watching it - we're still fighting for this title, and he's got to go to Middlesbrough and get something, and... and I tell you honestly, I'd love it if we beat them, love it!”

surely a kevin keegan classic

Drubbing, scything, nailed-on.

lino - it never gets used in the floor covering context these days.