I'm going to the pub in about seven minutes.

Im still a yes

still okay here

3 from Billingham, Matty is still recovering from last week.

One more player may just have prevented the strike on goal that I saved with my bollocks

I told you well early that I couln't do last night.

And think yourselves lucky that you managed to get in the sports hall after the chew on that we had with the thickspasticatedignorantworkshylazyfuckingtypicallobotomisedhalfwittedcouncilemployee we had to deal with there on Monday night.

In my humble opinion Mr Elvis then last minute probs at work are sometimes unavoidable and unfortunately more important than a game of footie so I'm with you on this one mate.

If it is going to be a case of being blackballed for unforseen and unavoidable last minute call offs then I'm going to have to retire gracefully from the new year too.

To be fair chip i go through that hassle pretty much every week with chris.

Your lucky you've only had to do it one week

your right

so why is it only us 3 that seem so bothered?

Peace on earth, goodwill to all men.

This isn't the time of year to be falling out with each other.

Let's all make a New Years Resolution, to try and get our weekly 'relaxing' sessions sorted a little better. But as has been pointed out we do all have other things to do with our lives. But I wouldn't like to see the end of the 5-a-sides, as I don't have much of a social life!