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poolpower
 Post subject: Mr Atweasel beware
PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:56 pm 
your behaviour is classed as strange look where it might lead
this goes for the Worksop wop too

http://www.thisisthenortheast.co.uk/dis ... tenced.php
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:35 am 
The Worksop WOP??

You will be hearing from my people..... rage rage

Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross....... :sweet: :sweet:
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:47 am 
I didn't know it was illegal to ride a horse with no trousers on??

They should have thrown the book at Lady Godiva......... :wink: :wink:
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townendtimmy
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people who commit these acts should be shot, especially when hes been caught with his pants down rolf
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:48 pm 
At least the horse was living!!

What about our 'Two Little Boys??'

Each had a wooden horse.......filthy!! Maybe this is where he got the idea?? :shock: :shock:
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poolpower
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:21 pm 
howay man how many poolies do you know living in Darlo???

oh ohhh there is one rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:29 pm 
I know a small fat one who works in Darlo, or at least pretends to!! :wink:

It is certainly estimated that he does..... :sweet:
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poolpower
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:48 pm 
dont tell me that ADG IS THE HORSE WHISPERER ?

I WAS THINKING MORE ON THE LINES OF ANOTHER WHO LEFT FOR GREENER PASTURES
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Spender
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:58 am 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Mr ADG wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
STOP DIVERTING MY THREAD!

:evil: :evil:


Dont shout at me you nun bashing nonce. :evil: :roll: rolfl


And don't call me a nun basher. I love them.


Even dead ones?? :shock:
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Spender
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:21 am 
That doesn't answer my question...... :roll: :roll:
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Salty
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have you seen the nun on Neighbours? [yeah.....neighbours!! :laugh: ]
Paul Robinson keeps on trying to get into her habit, he reminds me of catweasle, except he's a lot younger,slimmer,better looking and Australian.... :roll: :laugh:
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Mr Irrelevant
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I once had a night out with a girl who was an ex-nun. No nuptuals took place though.
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Spender
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:06 pm 
I can't believe you've got Audrey Hepburns website address.

Although no, come to think of it I CAN believe......... :shock: :shock: :shock:

The prospect is no less appalling. :laugh: :laugh:
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poolieinnottingham
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What about Nuns on the Run? The shower scene? Or do you prefer Robbie Coltrane?

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Spender
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:33 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
And no self-respecting self abuser would pull off to Whoppi Goldberg.


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Spender
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It never reached court..... :uhoh:
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Whoopi Goldberg never seen it coming
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Mr Ripper
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She reminds him of a kebab.

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or a badly wrapped one?? :laugh: :laugh:
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