I Wanna' Shake This Policeman By The Hand!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:32 pm

From Wednesday's Daily Mail....

Caprice was pulled over by a Policeman on suspicion of Drink Driving and asked for her name....

'Caprice' she replied!!!!

The PC's response....'Caprice who'????

PC Flashman told the court....

'I could see a white female of scrawny build with bare shoulders in her late 30's (Caprice is 34!!!!) wearing heavy make-up and she had a reddened spot in the right side of her cheek.'

'I asked again....Caprice who'????

'It did seem to annoy her somewhat that I didn't recognise her and she replied in a stern tone....'CAPRICE'!!!!

'I was not sure if that was her first or last name and asked....'How do you spell you surname'????

Finally, the penny began to drop for PC Flashman when he remembered seeing her on TV in an advert for Pizza Hut with Jonathan Ross!!!!

:grin:

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

I've never wanted to be a cop but I'd love to pull over some celebrity who's desperate for everyone to know their name, and then insist I didnt know who they were.
Are some people famous simply because they're so desperately insecure they need to be?
Fame fame fatal fame
It can play hideous tricks on the brain
But then I'd rather be famous
Than righteous or holy
Any day any day any day

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

The traffic cop in Couhty Durham, who was also a top ref, pulled a bloke over for doing some outragsous speed. The driver said he was looking for a shithouse...." You've just found one" he replied.

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:43 pm

WHAT ABOUT THE SPEEDING COP
159 miles per hour in an unmarked car
gets pulled over then two years later gets found guilty and let off because he has suffered enough
and the cheeky bugger is appealing against the conviction

now if he goes in front of the same beak and wins his case then i am going to join the masons too

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

poolpower wrote:

now if he goes in front of the same beak and wins his case then i am going to join the masons too

As if you aint one already... :roll:

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:24 pm

Snowy wrote:

poolpower wrote:

now if he goes in front of the same beak and wins his case then i am going to join the masons too

As if you aint one already... :roll:

the headland masons - a very small unknown branch who still to this day have their own lodge - (well hartlepool lodge is still there, i think they all use west hartlepool's) - not 100% sure really - in fact i know fook all about it except that the lodge is still there - it may even be a house - what a waste of time this was

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

katcha wrote:

Snowy wrote:

poolpower wrote:

now if he goes in front of the same beak and wins his case then i am going to join the masons too

As if you aint one already... :roll:

the headland masons - a very small unknown branch who still to this day have their own lodge - (well hartlepool lodge is still there, i think they all use west hartlepool's) - not 100% sure really - in fact i know fook all about it except that the lodge is still there - it may even be a house - what a waste of time this was

It's in Regent street.

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:29 pm

yeah, but does it still operate as a lodge??

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

Poolpower will know, or should we address him by his 'official title' as...The Grand Wizard of the Worshipful Company of Headland Pattie Operatives and Keeper of the Sacred Key of Yale....Branch 324 'aka 'The Silver Foxes' Virgins Sacrificed on Tuesdays and Thursdays, by prior appointment only.

poolpower · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:33 am

they have gone up market now and use the home of the stars
the Borough Hall
the lodge building is still there and they do have weekly meetings but the big aprons go to the borough

i was defrocked for religious reasons

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

poolpower wrote:

they have gone up market now and use the home of the stars
the Borough Hall
the lodge building is still there and they do have weekly meetings but the big aprons go to the borough

i was defrocked for religious reasons

Not what I heard... =;

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