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Salty · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:45 pm

I gotta particularly annoying fussy customer, always whinging telling me i missed a bit [exept on the occasion when the 'bit' was actually inside! the look on her face - how i laughed! its the little victories that make it worthwhile] , anyways i digest....

today she was on about how i couldn't do her windows cos she was off for an ECG or summat - immediately my mind thunk of Mr.Glasses...then she went on about the docs having to restart it or she'd die or summat [i wasnt paying that much attention] but in my head I was thinking I hope Phil kills the whinging smelly old fooking twat!

is that wrong?!
does anyone else mix up the bunker with real-life?!! :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:07 pm

thank God for that!]
I thought I was the only weirdo round here for a while then..... :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36372

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

I passed a car the other day with the Reg "ADG"....I thought of pies.

:grin:

...or even 'piles'... rolfl

poolpower · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:53 pm

Salty wrote:

I gotta particularly annoying fussy customer, always whinging telling me i missed a bit [exept on the occasion when the 'bit' was actually inside! the look on her face - how i laughed! its the little victories that make it worthwhile] , anyways i digest....

today she was on about how i couldn't do her windows cos she was off for an ECG or summat - immediately my mind thunk of Mr.Glasses...then she went on about the docs having to restart it or she'd die or summat [i wasnt paying that much attention] but in my head I was thinking I hope Phil kills the whinging smelly old fooking tw@t!

is that wrong?!
does anyone else mix up the bunker with real-life?!! :laugh:

when i read this post i thought of my MOTHER
that is all i can do now think about her

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:16 am

poolpower wrote:

Salty wrote:

I gotta particularly annoying fussy customer, always whinging telling me i missed a bit [exept on the occasion when the 'bit' was actually inside! the look on her face - how i laughed! its the little victories that make it worthwhile] , anyways i digest....

today she was on about how i couldn't do her windows cos she was off for an ECG or summat - immediately my mind thunk of Mr.Glasses...then she went on about the docs having to restart it or she'd die or summat [i wasnt paying that much attention] but in my head I was thinking I hope Phil kills the whinging smelly old fooking tw@t!

is that wrong?!
does anyone else mix up the bunker with real-life?!! :laugh:

when i read this post i thought of my MOTHER
that is all i can do now think about her

Was Salty your Mams window cleaner?? :shock:

Small world, eh?? :roll:

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:09 pm

cripes

on LKTODAY the quiz question was
what d'ya call santas lil helpers?
a. gnomes
b. Elves
c. leprechauns

chip flamin fireballs affected my brain now......... :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:08 pm

well done Salty for making me laugh out loud with that first message, including the spoonerisms rolfl

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:21 pm

spoonerisms?
is that what that bloke was doing to that lass on '21st century girls guide to sex' the other night? [after he'd licked the sh it outta her arse..... :shock:

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