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 Post subject: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:01 am 
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Most people now do not go to church or believe in the lord all mighty they blame religion for wars and hatred and go to great lenenghs to have a go at the church and all it stands for...
But when CHRISTmas comes around we all celebrate the birth of CHRIST.

So merry CHRISTmas you two faced gets.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:05 am 
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Sweet baby jesus you are in trouble now. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:09 am 
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Most people now do not go to church or believe in the lord all mighty they blame religion for wars and hatred and go to great lenenghs to have a go at the church and all it stands for...
But when CHRISTmas comes around we all celebrate the birth of CHRIST.

So merry CHRISTmas you two faced gets.



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:10 am 
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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:24 am 
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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:29 am 
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I'll not be celebrating. Hate nearly everything to do with Christmas. For me, Christmas day, barring the dinner is boring. hate the cheesy films, awful songs and all the falseness of wishing everyone a merry Christmas when you've barely spoke to them for the rest of the year.

bah bastad humbug!!!!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:41 am 
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Sick of the missus flapping over what to buy , and coming back with useless fkk bits i have to pay for . :evil: Towns full of bassa shoppers getting in the way, why can't i push the rude ones to the floor ? humbug :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:08 pm 
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
mouldy old dough wrote:
Most people now do not go to church or believe in the lord all mighty they blame religion for wars and hatred and go to great lenenghs to have a go at the church and all it stands for...
But when CHRISTmas comes around we all celebrate the birth of CHRIST.

So merry CHRISTmas you two faced gets.


Hey, don't tar all of us with the same brush Sir.

I'll be there.
Midnight Mass.

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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:45 pm 
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Christmas is the time of year we all chill out and celebrate the arrival of Santa.

It has fook all to do with some fooookin fairy story written a few thousand years ago.


From the Echo again.......a supply teacher has been dismissed this week for telling her class of 7/8 year olds that Santa doesn't really exist. I thought it was schools' policy these days to tell children they're not allowed to celebrate Christmas? confised


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:58 pm 
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Sick of our lad flapping over what to buy , and coming back with useless fkk bits i have to pay for . :evil: Towns full of bassa shoppers getting in the way, why can't i push the rude ones to the floor ? humbug :evil:


No suprise there like!!!! confised


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:21 pm 
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Stop interfering with my posts slaphead.... :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:50 pm 
Grabec wrote:
Thin and Crusty wrote:
Christmas is the time of year we all chill out and celebrate the arrival of Santa.

It has fook all to do with some fooookin fairy story written a few thousand years ago.


From the Echo again.......a supply teacher has been dismissed this week for telling her class of 7/8 year olds that Santa doesn't really exist. I thought it was schools' policy these days to tell children they're not allowed to celebrate Christmas? confised



I never had you down as a Daily Mail reader


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:14 am 
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I LOVE CHRISTMAS ME.... and anyone who doesn't is just a miserable canute...no ifs, no buts........so for all those..."Oh I hate christmas me, all the shoppers and the presents to buy, the cards and I hate religious things, can't understand why people fall for all that nonsense about Baby Jesus, we'll have the family around and probably get a shit present when they know I specifically hinted at..blah de fookin blah etc etc...ad nauseum" :roll:
Tell you what, at Christmas, all the miserable fookers who don't believe or can't be arsed, ...go to fookin work, tell everyone you don't want to go to any Xmas do's, definitely no pressies and just the usual food at Xmas .... because as you 'don't believe in it', it's obviously an affront to your superior intellect and we can't have that can we.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:32 pm 
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Snowy wrote:
I LOVE CHRISTMAS ME.... and anyone who doesn't is just a miserable canute...no ifs, no buts........so for all those..."Oh I hate christmas me, all the shoppers and the presents to buy, the cards and I hate religious things, can't understand why people fall for all that nonsense about Baby Jesus, we'll have the family around and probably get a shiit present when they know I specifically hinted at..blah de fookin blah etc etc...ad nauseum" :roll:
Tell you what, at Christmas, all the miserable fookers who don't believe or can't be arsed, ...go to fookin work, tell everyone you don't want to go to any Xmas do's, definitely no pressies and just the usual food at Xmas .... because as you 'don't believe in it', it's obviously an affront to your superior intellect and we can't have that can we.
Snowy that was lovely and from the heart and i loved it. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:00 pm 
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I always felt sorry for Jesus at Christmas. He will have been one of those kids that got told by their mam and dad that they would only get one big present as his birthday and Christmas were so close.

I bet he wished he'd been born in June.


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:02 pm 
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Grabec wrote:
Thin and Crusty wrote:
Christmas is the time of year we all chill out and celebrate the arrival of Santa.

It has fook all to do with some fooookin fairy story written a few thousand years ago.


From the Echo again.......a supply teacher has been dismissed this week for telling her class of 7/8 year olds that Santa doesn't really exist. I thought it was schools' policy these days to tell children they're not allowed to celebrate Christmas? confised



I never had you down as a Daily Mail reader


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
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No wonder they couldn't get any room at the Inn. I mean fancy travelling somewhere at Christmas and not booking the hotel in advance- bound to be packed out. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:46 pm 
mouldy old dough wrote:
Most people now do not go to church or believe in the lord all mighty they blame religion for wars and hatred and go to great lenenghs to have a go at the church and all it stands for...
But when CHRISTmas comes around we all celebrate the birth of CHRIST.

So merry CHRISTmas you two faced gets.



Jesus is a blackman


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:47 pm 
That's racist.


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Every time I've seen his picture he looked like he'd had open heart surgery and they never bothered to close the wound. No wonder the bloke died young.


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:52 pm 
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
That's racist.



Well perhaps I should of said 'olive skinned'.....

If and its a very big 'if' Jepus was born to middle eastern parents in a middle eastern town, in a middle eastern country, there is a fair chance the lad wasn't fair skinned


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:53 pm 
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We can certainly agree that there is little chance of him being a pastie faced ginger get.


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTmas.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:48 pm 
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
mouldy old dough wrote:
Most people now do not go to church or believe in the lord all mighty they blame religion for wars and hatred and go to great lenenghs to have a go at the church and all it stands for...
But when CHRISTmas comes around we all celebrate the birth of CHRIST.

So merry CHRISTmas you two faced gets.



Jesus is a blackman
How do you know.

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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
That's racist.
Thats TA for you, stpid

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