The worst music videos EVER Part 1

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:13 pm

I will go first...

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:14 pm

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:16 pm

Aye, I'll give you that, it's probably the worst song he did and that was more or less at the end of his career.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:18 pm

The opening scene where he is on the water ski's is hilarious. I weed a little bit watching it :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:18 pm

Rik from the Young Ones will not be happy that you're taking the piss out of the real king of rock and roll

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:22 pm

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:37 pm

This takes some beating stick with it

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Aye, I'll give you that, it's probably the worst song he did and that was more or less at the end of his career.

So you actually like cliff richards other songs?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:54 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

This takes some beating stick with it

fu-cking brilliant!!!!!! rolfl

It would be impossible to imagine cheesier lyrics!!!! Pure smelly cheese!!!!!! clappp

I'm a better dancer than them when I do my "pissed dad's boogie" at parties!!!!!
I've been laughing like f-uck for ages at that!!! It's so bad you've got to watch it all the way through!!!

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:56 pm

You've got to stick it out for the the bit in the car at the end rolfl

I want to meet the choreographer rolfl

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

A nice Xmas one for Mr Elvis

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:48 pm

Yubep wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Aye, I'll give you that, it's probably the worst song he did and that was more or less at the end of his career.

So you actually like cliff richards other songs?

Apart from Eurovision (twice), the Christmas hits, Millenium Prayer, the Young Ones (the parody), and Summer Holiday, except Wired for Sound, were there any really big hits?

By the way, that bad record earlier on...now that is cheesy.

I suspect it is quite Germanic or Scandinavian in origin.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Thats not really an answer to my question young cliff

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:54 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Aye, I'll give you that, it's probably the worst song he did and that was more or less at the end of his career.

So you actually like cliff richards other songs?

Apart from Eurovision (twice), the Christmas hits, Millenium Prayer, the Young Ones (the parody), and Summer Holiday, except Wired for Sound, were there any really big hits?

By the way, that bad record earlier on...now that is cheesy.

I suspect it is quite Germanic or Scandinavian in origin.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:57 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Aye, I'll give you that, it's probably the worst song he did and that was more or less at the end of his career.

So you actually like cliff richards other songs?

Apart from Eurovision, the Christmas hits and Summer Holiday, except Wired for Sound, were there any really big hits?

He's had about fifteen number ones and only Elvis has spent a higher aggregate of days in the British charts, so I'd suggest yes POK.

Fook knows how mind :laugh:

To the real question, do you reckon he's an uphill gardener Mr Kent or just a bachelor boy?

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:57 pm

As I say I think his greatest accomplishments were the two Eurovision entries (evidence now suggests he should have won in 1968), the Christmas Hits and Summer Holiday.

Millenium Prayer was just the Lord's Prayer set to Auld Lang Syne - not very original, but the basic message was there, which eight years into the new millenium we still haven't remembered.

Mr Creosote · **Joined:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:05 pm **Posts:** 1887

Mr Kent. Should I ever have the pleasure of meeting you I am going to sit on your face. Until you cant speak.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:59 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

As I say I think his greatest accomplishments were the two Eurovision entries (evidence now suggests he should have won in 1968), the Christmas Hits and Summer Holiday.

Millenium Prayer was just the Lord's Prayer set to Auld Lang Syne - not very original, but the basic message was there, which eight years into the new millenium we still haven't remembered.

Is he a bummer though?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:00 pm

Pok mate...Who are your top five bands or singers? :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:03 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Pok mate...Who are your top five bands or singers? :grin:

Probably Cliff Richard, Elton John, George Michael, Will Young and Queen would be my guess as to his favourites.

He probably has their posters on his bedroom wall and everything.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:03 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Quote:

He's had about fifteen number ones and only Elvis has spent a higher aggregate of days in the British charts, so I'd suggest yes POK.

Fook knows how mind :laugh:

To the real question, do you reckon he's an uphill gardener Mr Kent or just a bachelor boy?

That's a charming question, that, PJ.

He'll always be a legend with everyone in this country. He's a good Christian and he has helped us give Eurovision the history it has today - the reason why some people went into the business in the first place.

His hits are quite catchy and appropriate - I still remember Wycombe Wanderers playing "Congratulations" over the tannoy after we got promoted. Brilliant that. clappp

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:04 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

As I say I think his greatest accomplishments were the two Eurovision entries (evidence now suggests he should have won in 1968), the Christmas Hits and Summer Holiday.

Millenium Prayer was just the Lord's Prayer set to Auld Lang Syne - not very original, but the basic message was there, which eight years into the new millenium we still haven't remembered.

Is he a bummer though?

Am I bovvered ?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Poolie of Kent wrote:

As I say I think his greatest accomplishments were the two Eurovision entries (evidence now suggests he should have won in 1968), the Christmas Hits and Summer Holiday.

Millenium Prayer was just the Lord's Prayer set to Auld Lang Syne - not very original, but the basic message was there, which eight years into the new millenium we still haven't remembered.

Haven't we?

I know i certainly flipping have!!!

Lord my arse! They can both sod off!

It annoys me when you speak for us

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:05 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

As I say I think his greatest accomplishments were the two Eurovision entries (evidence now suggests he should have won in 1968), the Christmas Hits and Summer Holiday.

Millenium Prayer was just the Lord's Prayer set to Auld Lang Syne - not very original, but the basic message was there, which eight years into the new millenium we still haven't remembered.

Is he a bummer though?

He was when he bummed me?

Thought so.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:07 pm

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:10 pm

can anyone remember that link that was on here just over a year ago where you put your date of birth and it told you who was no1 the day you were born,well guess who was no1 when i was born yes cliff

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:12 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Pok mate...Who are your top five bands or singers? :grin:

In no particular order:

The Beautiful South
Status Quo
Gabriella Cilmi
Katy Perry
Sebastien Tellier

I have no real favourites as such. I find myself picking things of the smorgasbord that the music industry today has become.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:14 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

Pok mate...Who are your top five bands or singers? :grin:

In no particular order:

The Beautiful South
Status Quo
Gabriella Cilmi
Katy Perry
Sebastien Tellier

I have no real favourites as such. I find myself picking things of the smorgasbord that the music industry today has become.

Eclectic!!

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:16 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

can anyone remember that link that was on here just over a year ago where you put your date of birth and it told you who was no1 the day you were born,well guess who was no1 when i was born yes cliff

I've just looked up mine for 13th April 1990 - The German Eurodance group Snap! were No 1 for 2 weeks with "The Power" (Darts player Phil Taylor's walk-out tune) - great song - and then the day after my birthday, it was Vogue by Madonna !

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Status Quo!

So you actually buy there records and put them on?

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:21 pm

Well, there's a greatest hits CD out that I might get. I have ben able to download their songs free from the web.

But I love "Whatever You Want", "Down Down" and the one of course played at the play-off finals "Rockin' All Over The World".

I tell you who else are underestimated - Englebert Humperdinck.

I also watched a whole night of programming on BBC Fourt on Friday about Nana Mouskouri - great Greek entertainer she is. You don't really understand the songs in Greek but at her best, she was class.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:24 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

threepintwonder wrote:

can anyone remember that link that was on here just over a year ago where you put your date of birth and it told you who was no1 the day you were born,well guess who was no1 when i was born yes cliff

I've just looked up mine for 13th April 1990 - The German Eurodance group Snap! were No 1 for 2 weeks with "The Power" (Darts player Phil Taylor's walk-out tune) - great song - and then the day after my birthday, it was Vogue by Madonna !

my word!
you sound proud of that!!!!!

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:32 pm

I also liked Snap's other great hit "Rhythm is a Dancer" that was used for the great advert for Drench mineral water invoving Brains from Thunderbirds and Phil Collins is great as well especially with the song played in the background with the gorilla with the drums....

I can feel him coming in my arse tonight...

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:32 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I also liked Snap's other great hit "Rhythm is a Dancer" that was used for the great advert for Drench mineral water invoving Brains from Thunderbirds and Phil Collins is great as well especially with the song played in the background with the gorilla with the drums....

I can feel Cliff coming in my arse tonight...

Behave.

Thinwall · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:36 pm

The Monkees were number one on my birthday bbolt

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:39 pm

Can you play air guitar to Qou pok ? Do you like Journey South ? :grin:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:41 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Can you play air guitar to Qou pok ? Do you like Journey South ? :grin:

You can get video games for that now Sussex. :grin:

What would be the right answert I wonder ? Because everybody on here hates Middlesbrough, where they came from, I didn't particularly like them...I was rooting for Bad Lashes though.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:43 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

The Kinks on mine, a quality act. I'm getting their 6cd set of Outtakes/rare stuff for Xmas. clappp

Ah "Waterloo Sunset" Elvis, the song they played to say goodbye to Eurostar at Waterloo International. Now that's a great song.

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Is he a bummer though?

I thought he got sticky fingers off Sue Barker before he turned into a brown hatter.

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:03 am

Poolie of Kent wrote:

That's a charming question, that, PJ.

He'll always be a legend with everyone in this country. He's a good Christian and he has helped us give Eurovision the history it has today - the reason why some people went into the business in the first place.

His hits are quite catchy and appropriate - I still remember Wycombe Wanderers playing "Congratulations" over the tannoy after we got promoted. Brilliant that. clappp

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:06 am

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I tell you who else are underestimated - Englebert Humperdinck.

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

This threads made me laugh quite literally like a drain.

Thinwall · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:25 pm

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:08 pm

Thin and Crusty wrote:

When I was born the number oner record was Long Haired Lover from Liverpool by Little Jimmy Osmond. :uhoh:

You couldn't lie straight in bed

I mean, there is know way you are under 40

Both years and stones

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:10 pm

'He's a good Christian'

FFS :roll:

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