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Salty
 Post subject: Oi, You! Mr.I
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:22 pm 
due to the cold weather and the nature of my job an that, my hands are getting very dry, so much so that the skin is beginning to crack leaving me with very sore cuts.


what moisturiser would you recommend?!
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bluemonkey
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Mr.I
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:24 pm 
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Neutrogena Hand Cream Norwegian Formula is what you require or so my builder bud tells me, Mr I will use gun oil as he is well hard.

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Johnsons baby lotion

It's given me the softest hands ever.

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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Mr Ripper
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Fairies .. confised


The mild green stuff?

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Mr.I
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:34 pm 
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bluemonkey wrote:
Neutrogena Hand Cream Norwegian Formula is what you require or so my builder bud tells me, Mr I will use gun oil as he is well hard.


Gun oil is for poofs!! I use graphite grease.

Something that is water resistant rather than water based sounds like the job for you. Just go into boots and ask for water resistant hand cream. They'll have loads of the stuff.
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Mr.I
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:39 pm 
excellant!!! see? Mr.I knows what he's on about! next? nuetrogena? fairy liquid?!

only 1 answer that I could take seriously.
always trust the experts!!!!
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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No wonder the blokes hands are cracked , he tosses off even when he's driving ..
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Poolie of Kent
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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:41 pm 
now, them bits of skin at the bottom of your fingernails that you just cant resist biting and then you get those nasty wicklow things....how do you prevent this from happening?!!! :grin:
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Mr.I
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:43 pm 
Sussex07 wrote:
No wonder the blokes hands are cracked , he tosses off even when he's driving ..



:laugh:

I dont like! was asking the question just....

still, the first time you've made me laugh, well done! :wink:
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Mr Creosote
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Can I suggest you cover tour hands in creosote.

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verbalkint
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Piss on your hands 1st thing on a morning before work and you wont have any more bother with them, it just makes your sarnies taste a bit funny
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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:52 pm 
Salty wrote:
now, them bits of skin at the bottom of your fingernails that you just cant resist biting and then you get those nasty wicklow things....how do you prevent this from happening?!!! :grin:


Rub dog shit on them and then maybe you won't find them so edible?? sctatchinghead :roll: :grin:
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