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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Blatant advert. Have I no shame?
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:16 pm 
rib n saucy nick nacks?????
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parmopooly
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:31 pm 
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I'm favourite to win that - nobody will be a match for my moobs

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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:31 pm 
ooooooooooooh yes, special 'privileges' for members of the clergy too......







bit put off by the scampi only choice tho......I have about 15 leftover packs of those atrocities in my kitchen......could I exchange them for beer do you think?!

I'll even bring a bog roll
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parmopooly
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even better - me and Mutley could stick our heads up someone's tee-shirt - a definite winner

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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:33 pm 
wouldn't get my vote I'm afraid!
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parmopooly
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you should have taken me up on my offer to let you drive the car on Saturday John!!!!

Mind you, Mutley's missus bought some dog beer for their Skye, but they wouldn't let me see it in case I drank it.
I'm off to the pet shop at the Marina to investigate this week.

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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:45 pm 
MadJohn wrote:
Salty wrote:
wouldn't get my vote I'm afraid!
What if they both wear spring heeled boots for that authentic jiggling motion?




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I'm not gay :roll: :grin:
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parmopooly
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but we'd make a great pair of knockers :laugh:

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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:48 pm 
for the 100th time just because I wear ties, it doesn't make me gay....
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gremmlin
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how can he serve decent tea when he goes to morrisons for his shopping :coool:

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no pun intended it was a serious question

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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:45 pm 
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how can he serve decent tea when he goes to morrisons for his shopping :coool:


what a load of pollocks!
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they are boring them wet t shirt comps.....they are always won on points :grin: :laugh: rolfl bbolt

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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:51 pm 
I'll stab him with my sword[fish]
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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:01 pm 
as long as he doesn't have the snapper with him I reckon I can t[h]ake him!
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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:03 pm 
Tu[na] for the price of one that....
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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:26 pm 
well I thought it was brill....
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mouldy old dough
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Have popped into the new mill once or twice but the cliental is the Bunker clique and some very dodgy characters. :razz:

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:59 pm 
upthepools wrote:
they are boring them wet t shirt comps.....they are always won on points :grin: :laugh: rolfl bbolt


:laugh: clappp :laugh:
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they sell my book in the millhouse you know
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parmopooly wrote:
you should have taken me up on my offer to let you drive the car on Saturday John!!!!

Mind you, Mutley's missus bought some dog beer for their Skye, but they wouldn't let me see it in case I drank it.
I'm off to the pet shop at the Marina to investigate this week.



Good god its true
http://pooliebunker.co.uk/newbunker/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=20118

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mouldy old dough
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Mush mush.

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katcha wrote:
they sell my book in the millhouse you know
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And there's only a small handfull left :wink:

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mouldy old dough
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It was cold and those poor huskies were pissing ice cubes,

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I thought it was funny when you popped outside and got those kids to make you an igloo with the ice cubes.
A yellow igloo nice.

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Salty
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:26 pm 
I'll get you one if you re-think the Grabec award!!! :wink:
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Thin and Crusty wrote:
So who is going to make a visit to Hartlepool's greatest ever pub on saturday?


I should be in, are you going to get me a pint?

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Go on then I will pop in for a couple of pints
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Fensy
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Have they got their beer chits sorted out yet sctatchinghead :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Just had a text off the landlord.

They are going to give everyone free toaties, before 2pm. And if you go in with west country accent and say Combined harvester, you will get a free pint of Cider.


Shouldn't that be 'I've got a Brand New Combine Harvester' :grin:

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