The Bunker Father Christmas

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:46 pm

Ok, it's nearly Christmas, Lets start a christmas thread.

You have to pick a user on the Bunker and give him/her a present. Saying why you choose it.

I will start For Poolie of Kent, the Dale Carnegie book

How to win friends and influence people. It speaks for itself. rolfl

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22663

Snowy; book of 1001 uses for pussers grease.

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

I'll buy Ripper a new hammer, surely his old one is worn out. bbolt

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:49 pm

POK- an extensive and varied hardcore porn collection.

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:14 pm

I shall buy the other members of the HCoBH a copy of 'The Joy of Sects' to share between them.
I spotted it in HMV for £3 at the week-end

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:14 pm

We could get some longer studs for the players footy boots to try and stop them slipping over so much!!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:16 pm

Sorry to break this to you all but Tree is actually Father Christmas!!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:15 pm

Tree. With a book entitled How To Win Friends And Infuence People.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:15 pm

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

Mr I wrote:

Snowy; book of 1001 uses for pussers grease.

1047 actually :wink:

..... mind you, pussers and grease aren't two words that sit comfortably together... :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:34 pm

How about we buy Danny Wilson a goalkeeper?

50 pence should see us being able to afford a better one

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

i wonder if they bought them over the phone ...just a thought.

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:00 pm

Florence wrote:

I shall buy the other members of the HCoBH a copy of 'The Joy of Sects' to share between them.
I spotted it in HMV for £3 at the week-end

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

http://www.drinkstuff.com/products/prod ... ker&nav=bc
mr I gets his nuts for xmas?

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Snowy; book of 1001 uses for pussers grease.

Ex Stoker Snowy?

For PoK I would buy a blow up boy scout.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22663

bluemonkey wrote:

Snowy; book of 1001 uses for pussers grease.

Ex Stoker Snowy?

I was thinking of use number 6.

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:04 pm

Mr Ripper - A half season ticket

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

Mr I wrote:

bluemonkey wrote:

Snowy; book of 1001 uses for pussers grease.

Ex Stoker Snowy?

I was thinking of use number 6.

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Use No 6

A faint covering of grease around the wardroom traps seat's always good for a laugh even better when used in conjunction with cling film over the hole.

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:58 pm

Mr Codyakker some proper drinking glasses on matchday.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:37 pm

I'm gonna buy Mrs Grabec a new broomstick, a CAA licence to fly it and a book of nice spells. :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:35 pm

Spender wrote:

I'm gonna buy Mrs Grabec a new broomstick, a CAA licence to fly it and a book of nice spells. :grin:

Dear boy, how thoughtful.
And, in return, I'll pay for you to have a spell in boot camp :coool:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:40 pm

I'll wager that the spell involves burning in hell for all eternity and something unpleasant involving my buttocks. Page 94, para C iii. :shock:

Maybe I'll trade it in for a cook book. :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:47 pm

Sadly, the gift is not negotiable. If only you'd said earlier......

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:54 pm

I've taken the broomstick back. The CAA said 'What?? Let a bird drive??........' :roll:

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