Out if interest?

Body and mind transplant.

You pass a series of tests. They arent that hard. Not much studying, really and not that much revision..

Test 1. Are you a bounder??

Nn, nnnrggghhhh

You are welcome to try again.

That's a bit harsh. I was just asking.

OK, we'll bypass test 1. It's a given anyway, and therefore a bit unfair in your case. We dont want to be accused of bigotry do we??

Of course not. We are an equal opportunity moderator board.

So!! Test 2:

How many beans make five??

You have seven seconds starting from now!!

Go!!

Five!

Sorry.

The answer was, two beans, a bean and half, half a bean and a bean.

Good try though.

You got it right so therefore failed the test.

And also you were out of time so despite the fact that it pains me to say so, if you dont answer the next query fully, you can't be a Bunker Moderator.

Damn!

OK, Mr Obsession, lets see if you can be admiited to the Golden Circle.

Congratulations on getting this far, it's been a brave effort. All knowing Poolies will accept your journey this far and how difficult it has been.

Everything rides on this............think carefully before you answer, for the entrance to eternal Poolieism is within your reach. Think carefully.....

Your first answer is the only one I can accept.

Have I ever had your lass??

Yes.

Are you referring to Mutley?

I would like to apply for the position, please.

but you do get to big yourself up huge style and get yourself a whole new set of morals

Yes! I vote for PoK!

Ahhh, and we were having such fun before these moralistic and depressive bounders came along to piss on our chips.

Mr O, I'll see what I can do.

Of course I could have said that an hour ago but I wanted to fick about with your psyche.

Sleep tight.

You a mod you must be off your rocker....boom boom.

Great quote from Denmark on the radio today.

"The people of of Denmark are the most modest in the world. In this sense they are superior to every other nation".



















Is that an oxymoron?

I thought the answer was eat the full tin except for four beans, plus one more.

No. Because the first sentence states what the Danes think of themselves, the second sentence is a statement of fact by an objective observer. Hence, no contradiction.


Alternatively, you can be modest and still, without contradiction, be good at any one of a number of things.



I'm not sure which of these answers I prefer

I think they are taking the proversbial. I should know. I'm the 3rd Grandson of a Great Dane.

Isn't this a labrador? Labrador is miles away, innit? Definitely not Scandinavia.

Now here's a Great Dane:

Wrong,Scoobys American.

Eh, there's always one that has to nause the joke up, isn't there ?

That's Scooby Doo, whereas you're Scooby Don't.

POK people love to hate you.

Now thats an oxymoron

.... basically, ....you don't!