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threepintwonder
 Post subject: wahay!!
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:54 pm 
according to the mail hartlepool could have it's first lap dancing club,what with the pound shop porno and now this :laugh:
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:57 pm 
I wonder what standard the bewers will be though?

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Ha ... 4725066.jp
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:27 pm 
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I'm pleased to say that I have never been to a lap dancing club. I don't see the point in them. Look but don't touch? Why?

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Yubep
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Exactly.

You wouldn't go to a restaurant and not eat the food would you?

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poolieinnottingham
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Some of my mates must have spent thousands of pounds on lappers over the years. Completely down the drain if you ask me.

Some of my other mates have spent similar money on prossies in the same timeframe, and they got better value for money I reckon.

If you want to ogle semi-naked bewers surely you would just go into any bar in Church Street on Friday/Saturday night?

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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:11 pm 
Exactly. I'd rather have a kebab and a wank than pay for it.
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poolieinnottingham
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What's so damn sexy about kebabs like? :shock:

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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:21 pm 
poolieinnottingham wrote:
What's so damn sexy about kebabs like? :shock:


You can add your own sauce :wink:
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Lord Smythe
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My mate says that Brazilian Barbara in the Spy Bar, Benalmadena is the best pole dancer I have ...errrr I mean my mate has ever seen! Outstanding athleticism!

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Spender
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:29 pm 
Oh, fookin' yuk.......plumbing the depths there like. :shock: :shock:

Mind, a correctly made kebab does look uncannily like the badly made ham sandwich, even with the lettuce hanging over the sides. :uhoh: :grin:

Chilli sauce?? 'Aye, bags of chilli......' stpid
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Yubep
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I heard there doing a recruitment drive down west view today....

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Mr Ripper
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Yubep wrote:
I heard there doing a recruitment drive down west view today....


So long as they don't venture to the Headland.

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Good shout EAD

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Mr Ripper
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I knew one of those "babes" quite well (Suzanne Pollard) and she had a good tale to tell about the Mail Photographer at the session and his dubious "Pant Bulge". rolfl


Who was it?

Dirk?

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Are those Poles taking jobs again.

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Mr Ripper wrote:
ElvisAintDead wrote:
I knew one of those "babes" quite well (Suzanne Pollard) and she had a good tale to tell about the Mail Photographer at the session and his dubious "Pant Bulge". rolfl


Who was it?

Dirk?


yep. Dirk Diggler of porno fillum fame.

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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:42 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
ElvisAintDead wrote:
I knew one of those "babes" quite well (Suzanne Pollard) and she had a good tale to tell about the Mail Photographer at the session and his dubious "Pant Bulge". rolfl


Who was it?

Dirk?



Ah but was it a big tale or a small tale?
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parmopooly
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hard to say as the quality wasn't all it should have been - the screen went wonky during the good bits

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