I dont beleive it! Not until I see it with my own eyes

That drive lookslike itsbeen made with winston chippings, they can give of gas you know

Haha! Did you take the photo yourself, Mr I?

Unfortunately not but I have asked for affidavits.

I found this on the net, an explanation of why they think dogs do white ones.

As we all know Dog's have incredible hearing. White Poo occur's when an intense disturbing sound affects its nervous system. And as I remember White Dog Poo was around only at the same time as Bros.

So are Bros reforming?.

Isn't it something to do with the amount of chalk that used to be in dog food. I was told that they're not allowed to do this anymore, hence no white doggy anymore. Having said this, it could have been someone having a laugh with me.

How come no one calls it dog dirt anymore?

All dog shit was white once, because dogs lived on scraps and bones, now they squirt out liquid fudge with shit meatballs floating in a sea of rancid brown sludge because they're fed on processed crap.

the same as people on their way home then, when they visit the local kebab shop

Whoever thought of putting an elephants foot stuffed with sheeps todgers, cats, gristle, turkey waffles, pigs varicose veins and the bits from the skip at the back of the meat processing factory.... knew that a drunken man will eat anything.

yes indeedy