Shi* pt III

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Just had to shovel a load up from me drive, dirty filthy feckin animal owners. Theyll get a feckin big boot up the hoop if I catch them letting their dogs shiytee on my drive again! rage

It must have took the mutt half an hour to pass that little lot.

And for the interested amongst you, it was black poo :shock:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:47 pm

Sounds as if Snowy's getting his own back for that time you did it to him bbolt

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

if i was you i would follow the owner back to where they live, then go back home, put the shat ino a bag. then when its dark put the crap on the owners step. when they step out on the morning they will get dog poo on their shoe, more than likely walk straight back in the house.

will make them think twice at letting their dog fowl on other peoples drive ways

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:09 pm

loyal blue wrote:

if i was you i would follow the owner back to where they live, then go back home, put the shat ino a bag. then when its dark put the crap on the owners step. when they step out on the morning they will get dog poo on their shoe, more than likely walk straight back in the house.

will make them think twice at letting their dog fowl on other peoples drive ways

Dog fowl? Is that a cross between a dog and a chicken?

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

loyal blue wrote:

if i was you i would follow the owner back to where they live, then go back home, put the shat ino a bag. then when its dark put the crap on the owners step. when they step out on the morning they will get dog poo on their shoe, more than likely walk straight back in the house.

will make them think twice at letting their dog fowl on other peoples drive ways

If I had seen whoever was in charge of the dog he or she would have went home wearing the stuff, believe me :evil:

reminds of when I was a lad and we would scrape dog poo into paper bags, place the bags on someones front step and set fire to the bag' hoping someone would come and stamp out our little fire :uhoh:

Anyway
I'll catch the swine! taz

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:59 pm

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

reminds of when I was a lad and we would scrape dog poo into paper bags, place the bags on someones front step and set fire to the bag' hoping someone would come and stamp out our little fire :uhoh:

And you're complaining about a little dogshite on your driveway....what goes round....!!!! :laugh:

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

And for the interested amongst you, it was black poo :shock:

You never see white dog poo anymore do you?

He laments wistfully.

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:06 pm

maybe it exists only in Saltburn, our in our miiiiiiiinds man!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:10 pm

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

I'll catch the swine! taz

So you're saying it was a pig all along?

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Salty wrote:

maybe it exists only in Saltburn, our in our miiiiiiiinds man!

You went out and photographed that just for me! I'm so touched i think i might weep.

Could you find one of some vomit with lots of carrot in it?

Shi* pt III

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