Things that make your blood boil, but probably shouldnt

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:25 pm

I spent what I consider to be a small fortune buying wedding rings for me and the wife, but it was nowhere near a months bloody wages! :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:27 pm

there's some perfectly good shiny ones to be found inside christmas crackers. Well I think so at any rate

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

Our lass wanted a new one after a few years ...when she twigged the original was a 15mm olive ring. :uhoh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:30 pm

Rightio, while we're on this topic somebody answer this...

The fish eaters have what they consider to be "their own" schools with admission policies outwith of those applied to normal schools. Yet reading in The Mail the other night they reckon that some of the tax money being given to the council for rebuilding schools is gonna get spent on Cuthy's. How's that then? If they want to have their own schools surely they should pay for them?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:36 pm

I bet there's a few on this board who wish that their parents had converted to Protestantism in order to get them OUT of Martyrs!

I reckon they should ban any and all religious schools and at the same time go back to the catchment area admissions.

And speaking of arseholes who piss you off, ignorant moronic parents dropping their fat lazy kids at comprehensive school in the car and parking in ways that block main roads, tear up grass verges, obstruct other road users and emergency vehicles and generally act like completetwats.

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:39 pm

surely it's sectarianism and should be stopped

lets see what the moralists say when they awake

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:44 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Speaking of arseholes who piss you off, ignorant moronic parents dropping their fat lazy kids at comprehensive school in the car and parking in ways that block main roads, tear up grass verges, obstruct other road users and emergency vehicles and generally act like completetwats.

At my (and Snowys, and Spender's) school, we had to justify taking a bike to school, never mind a car!

There should be a system of windscreen badges, allocated only to those parents who can prove the car is a) necessary and b) not a 4x4, and only those badgeholders or residents are allowed to stop within 300 metres of the school entrance.

Anyone else gets an immediate 100 squid fine and if the car is a 4-wheel drive it gets confiscated and scrapped.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:47 pm

Make it a minimum of 1600m and you've got my vote.

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2474

I don't believe in schools based on religion either. Whats more I don't believe in public schools, and any Labour politician who sends their children to a public school isn't a socialist.

On about sectarianism I recently read an article about a place near Glasgow where they can't have anything painted green on their shop fronts or street furniture because it gets trashed and vandalised. Subway have had to change their normal green frontage to black beacuse they set fire to it otherwise. All of the green lights on the traffic lights also get smashed. Ridiculous or what?

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:15 pm

JohnnyMars wrote:

On about sectarianism I recently read an article about a place near Glasgow where they can't have anything painted green on their shop fronts or street furniture because it gets trashed and vandalised. Subway have had to change their normal green frontage to black beacuse they set fire to it otherwise. All of the green lights on the traffic lights also get smashed. Ridiculous or what?

You can only say that there are many different steps on the human evolutionary ladder, even now when evolution is said by scientists to have ground to a halt

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:47 pm

Thin and Crusty wrote:

Another thing that annoys me.

Its always been one rule for catholics and another rule for the rest.

But what really annoys me about Catholic schools, is non catholics becoming catholic just to get their kids in Martyrs.

Wankers. banghead

Well if Proddy schools could actually educate kids...... :laugh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:48 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Thin and Crusty wrote:

Another thing that annoys me.

Its always been one rule for catholics and another rule for the rest.

But what really annoys me about Catholic schools, is non catholics becoming catholic just to get their kids in Martyrs.

Wankers. banghead

Well if Proddy schools could actually educate kids...... :laugh:

And if priests could stop fuking them...

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:56 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Thin and Crusty wrote:

Another thing that annoys me.

Its always been one rule for catholics and another rule for the rest.

But what really annoys me about Catholic schools, is non catholics becoming catholic just to get their kids in Martyrs.

Wankers. banghead

Well if Proddy schools could actually educate kids...... :laugh:

And if priests could stop fuking them...

Bummed or not, there must be a reason non-Catholics are converting to Catholicism to get them into Martyrs??

Or are they doing it for a laugh? (the converting, not the buggery)

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:13 pm

Thin and Crusty wrote:

Aand so this brings us nicely back to Mr Rippers first post on this topic. Its about the funding the catholic schools get. And where from.

But to be honest, I dont think the educational standards are that much higher to justify joining a half baked religious cult just to get your child into their schools.

Don't join the cult then....be it proddy or catholic

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:16 pm

*ahem*

my own school tho....theres a thought......is there much money in it for me, I mean the HCoBH?!

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:20 pm

of cousre not! we're HCoBHists

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:29 pm

Thin and Crusty wrote:

Another thing that annoys me.

Its always been one rule for catholics and another rule for the rest.

But what really annoys me about Catholic schools, is non catholics becoming catholic just to get their kids in Martyrs.

Wankers. banghead

You're not allowed a wank if you're a left footer, Spilling the seed is a sin. :evil:

Fooking young kids is alright though, not a drop goes to waste. Dirty heathen bastards. rage

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:37 pm

JohnnyMars wrote:

any Labour politician who sends their children to a public school isn't a socialist.

Oh aye, like there's any socialists left in the Labour party. The only surviving socialist in the parliamentary Labour party sits on the Lib Dems benches in his utter disgust at the stance of the ex-lefty now turned fascist bastads ((c)ADG).

Oops best shurrup, I'll be being monitored by some shady Home Office Department....Fook me, even Hitler said the German people wouldn't stand for video surveillance.... stpid

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:00 pm

No every choirboy is scared, every sperm is sacred. :roll:

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

JohnnyMars wrote:

On about sectarianism I recently read an article about a place near Glasgow where they can't have anything painted green on their shop fronts or street furniture because it gets trashed and vandalised. Subway have had to change their normal green frontage to black beacuse they set fire to it otherwise. All of the green lights on the traffic lights also get smashed. Ridiculous or what?

I think you're on about a place called Larkhall?

There was hell on recently about an Asda being built due to the fact it would have a huge green sign (as they do) hanging off the side of it. Not sure what happened like.

poolsdonkey · **Joined:** Sun May 06, 2007 8:52 pm **Posts:** 512

I am a non-catholic, currently at Martyrs college, having been to the school for the full 5 years secondary school and still in the college now.
No religion changing or anything

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:32 pm

poolsdonkey wrote:

I am a non-catholic, currently at Martyrs college, having been to the school for the full 5 years secondary school and still in the college now.
No religion changing or anything

Have you been buggered?

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:38 pm

With a name like Pools Donkey, they probably let him in for free on reputation alone. :wink:

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2474

3Quid wrote:

JohnnyMars wrote:

On about sectarianism I recently read an article about a place near Glasgow where they can't have anything painted green on their shop fronts or street furniture because it gets trashed and vandalised. Subway have had to change their normal green frontage to black beacuse they set fire to it otherwise. All of the green lights on the traffic lights also get smashed. Ridiculous or what?

I think you're on about a place called Larkhall?

There was hell on recently about an Asda being built due to the fact it would have a huge green sign (as they do) hanging off the side of it. Not sure what happened like.

Yeah, that was it. Maybe we should start setting fire to anything in black and white :wink:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:42 am

Spender wrote:

JohnnyMars wrote:

any Labour politician who sends their children to a public school isn't a socialist.

Oh aye, like there's any socialists left in the Labour party. The only surviving socialist in the parliamentary Labour party sits on the Lib Dems benches in his utter disgust at the stance of the ex-lefty now turned fascist bastads ((c)ADG).

Oops best shurrup, I'll be being monitored by some shady Home Office Department....Fook me, even Hitler said the German people wouldn't stand for video surveillance.... stpid

Did Hitler really say that, or have you been eating too many pickled chicken feet??

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:53 pm

Me Mam said they got their first Betamax Video Recording Machine in 1934!!!! :coool:

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