Hypothetical infidelity question

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:42 pm

Supposing you caught your lass (or lad) having it off with someone else, which nationality would you least prefer the interloper to be and why?

Pygmy for me (whichever country they come from), for what I hope are obvious reasons.

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:47 pm

I wouldnt have wanted to find a Darlo football shirt on the bedroom floor

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Copy & Paste : There are pygmies in Thailand, Indonesia, the Philippines, Papua New Guinea, Brazil and Bolivia

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

A midgit

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

a nigerian lesbian midget in a darlow footy shirt, think that captures the moment!

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:27 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

Copy & Paste : There are pygmies in Thailand, Indonesia, the Philippines, Papua New Guinea, Brazil and Hull

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:30 pm

Afghani

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:36 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Supposing you caught your lass (or lad) having it off with someone else, which nationality would you least prefer the interloper to be and why?

Canine.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:37 pm

A Jock who had your missus dressed like Diego Maradona wouldn't be a particularly endearing site.

They'd do it as well the sad Scottish twats.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:38 pm

That's quite funny PJ, our lass is Glaswegian! :laugh:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:45 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

That's quite funny PJ, our lass is Glaswegian! :laugh:

She's a lady though, she's alright. Scottish football fans are different breed altogether as this week has shown! I should have have specified- 'A Jock football fan' A Tennants soaked barely coherent kilt wearing toothless racist having sex my missus who's he's dressed like Diego Maradona. That would have been a bit long winded though :laugh:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

you obviously have never met mrs poolieinnottingham then pj rolfl

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:29 pm

Yes, she's the spit of Diego. :shock:

katcha · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:44 pm

Spender wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Supposing you caught your lass (or lad) having it off with someone else, which nationality would you least prefer the interloper to be and why?

Canine.

Especially a slobbering rotty or alsatian - ie a german canine

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:01 pm

I've given this a lot of thought.

And the answer is...

Liberian

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37401

Spender wrote:

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

Copy & Paste : There are pygmies in Thailand, Indonesia, the Philippines, Papua New Guinea, Brazil and Hull

Kev, the ones in Hull don't count, they're mental pygmies..... :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:56 am

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Pygmy for me (whichever country they come from), for what I hope are obvious reasons.

You wouldn't say that if you saw the Desmond Morris book about 'The Human Body' that I saw in the College of FE many years ago!!!! :shock:

There was this photo of a pygmy and I swear to God it was at his Knees!!!! :shock:

That is going to be my new assingnment....find that book and scan that picture of that luc....little bastard!!!! :uhoh:

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