WHO IS THE STUPID silly boy THAT HAS BANNED SANTA

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:14 pm

me

boss innit..... :uhoh:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:15 pm

Dibbs, Dibbs.................I don't know how to tell you this...........

There's no such thing as Santa. It's just a fat bounder in a red suit and a cotton wool beard.

In fact, come to think of it, if you put on a red suit and a cotton wool beard................

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:54 pm

'More' real?? Like realer?? So who's realest then??

I have an uncomfortable mental picture of you perched on a fat bloke dressed in red. I don't want any dinner thanks....... :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:04 pm

You were the fat bloke he was perched on...... :uhoh:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:34 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

Whoaaaa man.............even I draw the line at that. :shock:

You were in a gorilla mask and sling backs............... :uhoh:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:02 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

welcome to the board santa is more real than that other fraudulant tw@t Jesus.

If I want to sit on santas knee in his grotty then I will, and no fookin doogooding council tw@t is gonna stop me. :uhoh:

Jesus was a black man

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

offshorepoolie wrote:

Mr ADG wrote:

From the town centre, and replaced him with a fookin wizard? :evil:

Why don't you ask the Mayor?? :grin:

Nowt to do with the council ...ask the private shopping centre management.

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:54 pm

they must be muslim's
i am making a six foot cross to carry through the centre see what reaction i get

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

poolpower wrote:

they must be muslim's
i am making a six foot cross to carry through the centre see what reaction i get

..probably the same reception as you got the last time you did it.... :laugh:

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:46 pm

A wizard?

Nice.

I used to love seeing the new Santa's Little Helpers. Somehow they managed to get the four attractive girls of Hartlepool to do it every single time.

Phwoar.

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:12 pm

Let me reinstate my point that there are, indeed, no fit Helpers this year.

That's the real crime.

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:25 pm

i saw you at the carol service
laughing at me rage

WHO IS THE STUPID silly boy THAT HAS BANNED SANTA

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