Mill House Pub

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:30 pm

I would get one myself but I'm 200 miles away. :wink:

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:32 pm

Besides, you don't drink, so it'd be pointless :wink:

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:49 pm

Before I commit myself, how much do the £20 chits cost?

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:51 pm

Just a half please wrote:

Ah..........POK'S life is like a broken pencil......................

You stole that from Blackadder ! :grin:

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I would get one myself but I'm 200 miles away. :wink:

Good

Mr Codyakker · **Posted:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:27 pm

Ha ha let me explain Mr Halfs post here, obviously the phrase 'you bounders' was used when referring to HIM :grin:

but we did make a comment about not seeing many Pools fans apart from matchdays I think I mentioned it in a post the other day too, we don't mean anything by it but we were just saying it would be nice to see a few more popping in at other times. As you know we don't really get a chance to chat with many on a matchday due to us having to fully concentrate on giving you the correct change whilst making sure 'Just a half 'doesn't eat anything that doesn't move, so please call in if you're passing, or better still if you're off down town why not come and have a few cheapies with us, it's only 2 mins from the town. Don't forget we've also got all the live footie on TV, so if you fancy one of the premiersh!t games and a pint, why not make it a cheap one.
As for free chits rolfl

he must've been dreaming or hallucinating due to lack of food, however we are pleased to announce that anyone who calls in when they get back from Leeds on the 22nd to give us a match report will, on production of their match ticket, be able to buy their 1st pint and get one free, only on the same day though clappp

By the way, we now do toasties in a variety of fillings taz

Just a half please wrote:

Dave and Nobby have asked me to tell you all that since none of you bounders(Their words) have been in the pub since Pools last played at home, august 13th 1956, you bastads(Their words), they are giving out the christmas beer chits on saturday. Each person that goes up to them and says "I'm Spartacus", will get £20 of chits redeemable up until 1/1/09.

Get in. Nice one lads. clappp

So get yourselves in there and dont be shy.

Mr Codyakker · **Posted:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:47 pm

Thats what he was like when we told him he would HAVE TO PAY if he wanted a toastie when he called in on Saturday, stayed for about an hour, dried his coat on our radiator, got him and the young'un a glass of water each, ate a couple of beer mats (free you see) then left without spending a dime, cost us a fortune as well because half of our customers left while he was in there ranting and raving about bringing back Ritchie Barker and why wasn't there any free peanuts on the bar. rolfl

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:31 pm

Mr Codyakker wrote:

taz Thats what he was like when we told him he would HAVE TO PAY if he wanted a toastie when he called in on Saturday, stayed for about an hour, dried his coat on our radiator, got him and the young'un a glass of water each, ate a couple of beer mats (free you see) then left without spending a dime, cost us a fortune as well because half of our customers left while he was in there ranting and raving about bringing back Ritchie Barker and why wasn't there any free peanuts on the bar. rolfl

I would be happy with just a bog roll in place.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:36 pm

mouldy old dough wrote:

Mr Codyakker wrote:

taz Thats what he was like when we told him he would HAVE TO PAY if he wanted a toastie when he called in on Saturday, stayed for about an hour, dried his coat on our radiator, got him and the young'un a glass of water each, ate a couple of beer mats (free you see) then left without spending a dime, cost us a fortune as well because half of our customers left while he was in there ranting and raving about bringing back Ritchie Barker and why wasn't there any free peanuts on the bar. rolfl

I would be happy with just a bog roll in place.

Would it be rude to suggest that you have a shit at home??

Ooooh fook, sorry, I'm banned until tomorrow..... :shock:

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Don't forget, to add to the matchday experience on Saturday. I will be making a brief but enigmatic appearance sometime before 12:30. However to avoid mass hysteria and a sudden rush to buy me drinks etc I will not be partaking in any beverages.
For those of you insistent on wanting to bragg to your friends in later years about how you 'bought your mate Dugoutpaddy' a drink once please leave a similar amount of doshh in the poppy appeal.

It will be a brief visit, but if the demand is there I may make a return, one day :coool:

Thankyou

Mr Codyakker · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:21 pm

[/quote]I would be happy with just a bog roll in place.[/quote]
You only have to ask and they will be replenished as they are every morning before we open :roll:

Mr Codyakker · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:42 pm

Well we could just leave spare ones in there but seeing as before the previous 2 games to the last one, some clever scrote decided to ram, and I mean ram, a full one in both pots, I'm afraid it ain't gonna happen banghead

. and by the way the bog rolls are replenished AFTER I've done my own business rolfl

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

Just a half please wrote:

Well thats all well and good, but Nobby goes in after you. :shock:

Nobby uses the ladies like all male golfers :coool:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:18 pm

Just a half please wrote:

Mr Codyakker wrote:

Well we could just leave spare ones in there but seeing as before the previous 2 games to the last one, some clever scrote decided to ram, and I mean ram, a full one in both pots, I'm afraid it ain't gonna happen banghead

. and by the way the bog rolls are replenished AFTER I've done my own business rolfl

Also, I think its important to ask, at this moment:

Are you stand up, grab one check, and clean man, or a sit down, lift cheek and rub man?

Cheers Fatty, I've got this mental picture that I don't really want........ :uhoh:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:40 pm

I might have a passing interest like, but I've got marmite on toast at the moment and I'm trying to think of ickle fluffy bunnies instead..... confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:45 pm

bunnies with clean bums who wipe themselves properly I should hope

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:17 pm

sit down

standy-uppers are wrong diddly

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:22 pm

when theres no shit on the paper you're clean!!!

God, am I really writing this???

Hpools1908 · **Joined:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:52 pm **Posts:** 4

at a wild guess i would say that you may have mr pint pot refred

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:28 pm

As Mr I says, one up, one down and one to shine. :wink:

Although I never understood why the Marine Corps insisted on a shiny ring and indeed who made the inspection. But it didn't surprise me. :roll:

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:50 pm

looka love, Daieties *sp [godlike chaps] like me shouldn't have to reply to such mundane things as this, however after wiping you just look at the paper without removing from the pot...its not difficult.

I'm saying nowt more on this subject.

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:02 pm

FFS!!! did you not read my last post!!!

I dont have shitty balls, work it out :roll:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:40 pm

Mr Codyakker wrote:

Ha By the way, we now do toasties in a variety of iron filings

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

Bear to Rabbit : Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?

Rabbit : No, not really.

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:34 pm

well unless my work situation changes drastically before Saturday, I'm going to miss the next two home matches

Mr Codyakker · **Posted:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:34 pm

Just a half please wrote:

Just had word from the lads in the Mill House pub. Its ABOUT 50p a pint CHEAPER for John Smiths THAN A LOT OF PLACES on saturday. stpid

I love this pub.

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:49 pm

what about a pickled onion?
it counts towards your 5 a day you know???

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:07 pm

Just a half please wrote:

Instead they just give us lush

lush are reforming to play at the Millhouse???!!!!! :shock:

acers!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Sounds good. Count me in as usual.

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:14 pm

so is that 2 pints for 50p?!

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:21 pm

still, 2 pints for a pound and two free pickled onions isn't to be sniffed at is it?!

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:25 pm

but I dont like pickled eggs

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:33 pm

I like them chilli pickled eggs, especially with the chillies on top

Mr Codyakker · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:29 pm

Right here's the deal, the REAL deal, anyone who comes in on Saturday and manages to get Mr 'Just a half please' to BUY ,yes, BUY them a pint, a Monkey Bizz, a pickled egg, 2 pickled onions (2 for 50p), a toastie, a sarnie, a packet of crisps and a whisky chaser (in one go) can have a free pint of any draught beer or lager on Monday night after 7pm. Whilst stocks last (though the chances of getting him to even buy you a pickled onion, I shouldn't think we'll run out)
Now if anyone claims on that deal we will be more than delighted to give beer away for free. rolfl

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:39 pm

Pickled onions are the food of Satan. :evil:

Pickled eggs are only eaten by Satans assistants. :evil:

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:40 pm

in less than 24 hours time I'm gonna be drinking dirt cheap booze,eating the devils own food and wiping my arse sitting down!

class

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:28 pm

Spender wrote:

Pickled eggs are only eaten by Satans assistants. :evil:

Meet my boss. His name's Nick.

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:28 pm

howay!!!!

everyone get to the Millhouse Tomorrer, bring a bog roll to prove yer bona fide bunker! :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:43 am

BYOB!!!

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