Be Honest....Would You????

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:00 am

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Truancy-mum-in-court.4658583.jp

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22662

Nope!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:01 am

34????

She looks older than me Nana!!!! :shock:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22662

34!!! thats obviously not the number of teeth remaining.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:08 am

Glad to see she had the sense to wear all her good Jewelery for Court to make a good impression!!!! confised

Gutted we can't see her 'Clown' necklace though!!!! banghead

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37373

MutleyRules wrote:

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Truancy-mum-in-court.4658583.jp

Those aren't ear-rings, those are her ears :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:03 am

Snowy wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Truancy-mum-in-court.4658583.jp

Those aren't ear-rings, those are her ears :laugh:

She looks about 70

aido87 · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:09 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Glad to see she had the sense to wear all her good Jewelery for Court to make a good impression!!!! confised

Gutted we can't see her 'Clown' necklace though!!!! banghead

thank fook she's not showing her clown's pocket.

what a fookin clip bbolt

i thought les dawson had snuffed it :laugh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:18 am

My God.

That is rotten.

So no.

Unless I'd had a LOT to drink!

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:13 am

dear Lord, no!!!

34??! yeah, right!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:20 am

Salty wrote:

dear Lord, no!!!

34??! yeah, right!

2 bottles of gin?

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:33 am

actually she looks the the kind of brainless bint we need at the church!

its getting proper dusty and needs a good clean :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:34 am

Salty wrote:

actually she looks the the kind of brainless bint we need at the church!

its getting proper dusty and needs a good clean :grin:

What is? Your cock?

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:36 am

I set em up..... :roll:

yes Ripper, my cock :roll:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:53 am

She might have a nice personality.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:53 am

It's alright, he lives in China now.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:53 am

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

She might have a nice personality.

But why the fk would you want to talk to her in the first place to find out?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:12 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

It's alright, he lives in China now.

I got it!!

clappp

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:19 pm

Are there any circumstances in which you lot would see a woman and just think of her as another person?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:23 pm

Florence wrote:

Are there any circumstances in which you lot would see a woman and just think of her as another person?

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:24 pm

I read somewhere that the part of the brain with which a bloke responds to a woman he fancies, is the same part that lights up when normal people see chocolate.
That explained things a bit, for me.....tho not fully, not the total abandon, the guffawing, the delirious gaze?? :wink:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:17 pm

Florence wrote:

Are there any circumstances in which you lot would see a woman and just think of her as another person?

Just a half please wrote:

Stupid tart. :grin:

Just a half please wrote:

Sorry no nose. :uhoh:

I just about wet myself laughing

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:41 pm

Maybe I'm wrong for thinking beauty comes from within.

Poolsrme · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:44 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Maybe I'm wrong for thinking beauty comes from within.

Still a no for me under any circumstances (drunken or otherwise)!!! :shock:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:45 pm

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not but I stick with my statement. I know a lot of pretty girls who when you get to know them, are ugly people. And vice versa.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:00 pm

I know what you mean Mr.Obsession....you lovely kind person you!!!! :grin:

PS....I forgot to mention that she was in the year below me at school....I think!!!! confised

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:14 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

Florence wrote:

Are there any circumstances in which you lot would see a woman and just think of her as another person?

Just a half please wrote:

Stupid tart. :grin:

Just a half please wrote:

Sorry no nose. :uhoh:

I just about wet myself laughing

Yes, that's the sort of thing I meant...the total abandon, the guffawing, the stress incontinence....

Not sure there were any bits of brain flashing this time, tho

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:15 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

I know what you mean Mr.Obsession....you lovely kind person you!!!! :grin:

PS....I forgot to mention that she was in our year and blew me at school....I think!!!! confised

Mutters!!! you've gave the game away - and all the time you were trying to lead us away from the truth with this thread!!!
Snowy was right - the Bunker subconscious mind filter really does work!!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37373

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Maybe I'm wrong for thinking beauty comes from within.

You'd need a rather large oil rig to drill deep enough to find it.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Pack of fussy not nice people aint you's :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37373

No, we just like them with a human head.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:46 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Truancy-mum-in-court.4658583.jp

A former miss Hartlepool carnival queen lookalike .. confised

most of yous lot , would break your arm to be seen with out chick like that .. :grin:

upthepools · **Joined:** Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:57 pm **Posts:** 205

thats john brewards daughter the former hartlepool united commercial manager/secretary.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Even though she looks like a Gurning champion, if there's only prune's in the cupboard and your hungry you eat prune's

upthepools · **Joined:** Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:57 pm **Posts:** 205

in her 20`s she was a real looker

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37373

Sussex07 wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Truancy-mum-in-court.4658583.jp

A former miss Hartlepool carnival queen lookalike .. confised

most of yous lot , would break your arm to be seen with out chick like that .. :grin:

Whereas you, for a number of reasons, would not be seen with her.... the main one being, she's not a bloke.

Thinwall · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:53 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Truancy-mum-in-court.4658583.jp

A former miss Hartlepool carnival queen lookalike .. confised

most of yous lot , would break your arm to be seen with out chick like that .. :grin:

Once again I am kinked rolfl

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would of topped it off.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:26 am

If only she would smile, it would transform her face.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:42 am

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

If only she would smile, it would transform her face.

into Les Dawson ..

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:16 am

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

If only she would smile, it would transform her face.

Using my cunning image editing skills I decided to see if that would be true.

It is not true.

She is still a dog

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:02 am

now her gob looks like a hot dog :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:21 pm

parmopooly wrote:

now her gob looks like a hot dog :laugh:

it looks more like flaps to me

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:45 pm

NeverSayDie · **Joined:** Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:58 pm **Posts:** 84

Yet again bunker members taking the piss out of someone they dont no :roll:

I actually no her ex who she's got kids to and believe you me if he seen this pisstakin he would go offit!! I would what what you post in future refred

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:11 pm

I believe I tried to defend her honour.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37373

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

I believe I tried to defend her honour.

Is that you Uriah?

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:43 pm

Rennie?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:02 pm

Im sure she is a lovely woman.

I do hope though that she got planning permission before wearing them earings in public

NeverSayDie · **Joined:** Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:58 pm **Posts:** 84

gravedisorder wrote:

Im sure she is a lovely woman.

I do hope though that she got planning permission before wearing them earings in public

Well maybe i could arrange her to meet you then you could ask her face to face instead of talking shyte hiding behind your computer screen.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:43 pm

Snowy wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

I believe I tried to defend her honour.

Is that you Uriah?

He is ever so 'umble.

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