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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Mr Mutley
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:46 pm 
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Can we have our ball back please?

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Mr Mutley
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:47 pm 
Can you feck....and if it comes in this Garden again I'm putting a knife through it!!!! :evil: :evil:


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thats just brought back memories of playing footy in the ally where i used to live, we it went over this mans wall he proper booted the ball over the roof and therefore losing our ball rage In return we got wet toilet tissue and pelted his wall with it. Magic!
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MutleyRules wrote:
Can you feck....and if it comes in this Garden again I'm putting a knife through it!!!! :evil: :evil:



Awww please mister.

It's at your work.

The foxy bewer said you'd go up in the hoist for it.

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Mr Mutley
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:59 pm 
I think Snowy is the Man to see....he's the man with the Hoist tomorrow!!!! :coool: :grin:


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Mr Ripper
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MutleyRules wrote:
I think Snowy is the Man to see....he's the man with the Hoist tomorrow!!!! :coool: :grin:


So we're back to your first answer then?

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It will be a pleasure to retrieve your ball and might I offer to clean the said piece of sporting equipment with a damp cloth as I descend triumphant from the celestial heavens clutching it. ..... happy to help.

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It will be a pleasure to retrieve your ball and might I offer to clean the said piece of sporting equipment with a damp cloth as I descend triumphant from the celestial heavens clutching it. ..... happy to help.


Ta.

It's big, yellow and furry.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:16 pm 
Aye, aye, a lot of ex- matelots are, but what's he looking for up there in the celestial heavens of the Mill House Leisure Centre?? :roll:
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Mr Ripper wrote:
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It will be a pleasure to retrieve your ball and might I offer to clean the said piece of sporting equipment with a damp cloth as I descend triumphant from the celestial heavens clutching it. ..... happy to help.


Ta.

It's big, yellow and furry.
That'll be a side effect of the penicillin, now what does your ball look like ....?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:06 am 
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Shhhh Ripper don't say owt, 2 other balls fell down when we we're trying to get ours back.

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so much for the head height rule :laugh:

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parmopooly wrote:
so much for the head height rule :laugh:


Some very big heads about.
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THE BALL HAS LANDED!... it's in reception, I am not climbing up there ever again....fooking nets...and whose boxer shorts were they? :shock:

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THE BALL HAS LANDED!... it's in reception, I am not climbing up there ever again....fooking nets...and whose boxer shorts were they? :shock:


Crossman? Was that some subtle Mr Snowy joke or just a fk up by the reception staff? :laugh:

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Snowy wrote:
THE BALL HAS LANDED!... it's in reception, I am not climbing up there ever again....fooking nets...and whose boxer shorts were they? :shock:


Yer they are er mine

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Snowy wrote:
THE BALL HAS LANDED!... it's in reception, I am not climbing up there ever again....fooking nets...and whose boxer shorts were they? :shock:


Crossman? Was that some subtle Mr Snowy joke or just a fk up by the reception staff? :laugh:
Nah, somebody claimed to have lost a ball by the name of Crossman and I wasn't aware what name you had used, so told the receptionist to label the ball with that name, so if it was claimed they could phone me and I'd know what the fook they were on about .... now I'm confused sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Mr Mutley
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:58 pm 
So the 'Crossman' Ball is Ripper's???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Cos the Receptionist had me confused last night!!!! confised sctatchinghead :laugh:


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It could be one of his many aliases... :shock:

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Mr Ripper
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If it's still there I'm confused.

Cos I thought that Mr Groovy Crimes had collected it yesterday.

And I thought that it was now in the boot of my car. sctatchinghead

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We'll have crossmans too

And i'll come pick me boxers up

Last time i take them off playing footy!

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