Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:25 pm

Stick em up yer arse & they last a bit longer

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:27 pm

Beans, beans
Are good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart

Yum, yum
Chuddy gum
Stick it up
Yer mother's bum

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:28 pm

As well as piles

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:29 pm

what has a hazlenut in every bite,squirrel sh@t

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22660

She's a big fat cowbag, twice the size of me..............

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

hairs from her p-o-k like branches from a tree

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:21 pm

Murray mints Murray mints
Too good to hurry mints
bum bum bum bum (this bit played by a tuba)

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:26 pm

a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat
a finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat
it's full of cadbury's chocolate and very small and neat

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:31 pm

a finger of fudge is what you get
when the toilet paper breaks

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:50 pm

parmopooly wrote:

a finger of fudge is what you get
when the toilet paper breaks

you shove Cadburys products up your bum?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:31 pm

no just me fingers when the toilet paper breaks....... bbolt

tonyparry · **Posted:** Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:45 pm

it looks good, it tastes good and .......................................

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:06 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat
a finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat
it's full of cadbury's chocolate and very small and neat

a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.
Is this a gary glitter song.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:10 pm

mouldy old dough wrote:

threepintwonder wrote:

a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat
a finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat
it's full of cadbury's chocolate and very small and neat

a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.
Is this a gary glitter song.

I doubt it, Mr PK says that they melt.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:20 pm

On a non-confectionary basis, I used to know this lass called Suzie Ding. She wasn't Chinese but she had a novel way of thawing a frozen sausage in record time thus out-'dinging' the microwave. :shock:

The scruffy melt. :evil:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:22 pm

Spender wrote:

On a non-confectionary basis, I used to know this lass called Suzie Ding. She wasn't Chinese but she had a novel way of thawing a frozen sausage in record time thus out-'dinging' the microwave. :shock:

Did you take her back to school after she'd had her lunch? :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:40 pm

I tried but she was 38 and they wouldn't let her in... :evil:

Derbyshire bounders.... :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:53 pm

gives a whole new meaning to ding dong

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:24 pm

Spender wrote:

....but she had a novel way of thawing a frozen sausage in record time thus out-'dinging' the microwave. :shock:

Did she put it on the windowsill in the sunlight

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

tonyparry wrote:

it looks good, it tastes good and .......................................

By golly it does you good...
But what does?

Also

Just sing while your supping...

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:59 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

Spender wrote:

....but she had a novel way of thawing a frozen sausage in record time thus out-'dinging' the microwave. :shock:

Did she put it on the windowsill in the sunlight

Only to warm it up again after she'd thawed the sausage. :roll:

Get the frost off, the mucky cow.... bbolt

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Did you ever stop for a full English fry up Kev?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:49 am

'Opal Fruits Made To Make Your Mouth Water'!!!!

Course they are!!!! :roll:

That's why all the Soldiers in Iraq have a few packets in their rations!!!! :roll:

Jonny · **Posted:** Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:15 am

A mars a day helps your teeth rot away......

A visit to McDonalds makes you pay.....

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger

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