Proof if it was needed that we dont practice freekicks

Mr Creosote · **Joined:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:05 pm **Posts:** 1887

Dickenson clearly practices free kicks daily.

We get one on the edge of the box, and its taken by Ben Clark who has hardly kicked a ball in anger all season.

So what the hell do we practice in training? stpid

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Mr Creosote wrote:

So what the hell do we practice in training? stpid

Defending

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22657

Both Jonny Wilkinson and David Beckham were obsessive about practicing free kicks long after the training session had finished. Nuf said!

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:49 pm

I wonder when they practiced them the keeper stood five yards off his line? You know like ALB does. I'm no goalkeeping expert but surely you giving yourself a better chance if you are on your line? Giving yourself more time to see and save it also making it less likely that you'll be lobbed banghead

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Mr I wrote:

Both Jonny Wilkinson and David Beckham were obsessive about practicing free kicks long after the training session had finished. Nuf said!

Think that goes by the name of "commitment" these players just dont have any.

scotty-pools10 · **Joined:** Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:49 pm **Posts:** 178

Why when we take free kicks do we touch before hand

All this means that you are taking it a fraction wider to bend it around the wall but allowing the defenders to charge you down stpid

So it always gets blocked or goes miles over the bar

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:37 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Both Jonny Wilkinson and David Beckham were obsessive about practicing free kicks long after the training session had finished. Nuf said!

Think that goes by the name of "commitment" these players just dont have any.

Honestly mate are you really a Pools fan? I mean why do you come out with drivel like that?

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Shall we all go fishing??? Seems to be a good spot this bunker place i know!

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:15 pm

I love people who spout shite, then when people react claim they were 'fishing for bites'. No you were just spouting shite.

Grow up.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

You constantly spoute shite and you are actually serious with it, which is quite unfortunate! I use this board to take the urine out of people like you! Now and again i'll say something worth while, until then, i'll continue on the wind up... clappp

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:21 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

Shall we all go fishing??? Seems to be a good spot this bunker place i know!

Is that like 'I'm going to make you angry for my own entertainment??"

OK, sit tight, I'm going round your mams house with a box of matches.....this'll be a fookin' hoot..... :roll:

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Fire away "mate"...... you heading Stranton Cemetry way like you fuucckking litte prick of a man!!

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:23 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

You constantly spoute shite and you are actually serious with it, which is quite unfortunate! I use this board to take the urine out of people like you! Now and again i'll say something worth while, until then, i'll continue on the wind up... clappp

So saying our players (the ones who play for the club you claim to support) don't have any commitment is being 'on the wind up'. Hilarious.

stpid

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:23 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

You constantly spoute shite and you are actually serious with it, which is quite unfortunate! I use this board to take the urine out of people like you! Now and again i'll say something worth while, until then, i'll continue on the wind up... clappp

Oh yeah, incidentally, here's a wind up for you...... refyellow

Next time, you're dust.... :grin:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

hope you have a long box of spills :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:26 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

Fire away "mate"...... you heading Stranton Cemetry way like you fuucckking litte prick of a man!!

Why, is her house in Stranton Cemetary like??

Oh incidentally, that was personal abuse.

Now that WAS a quality wind up, it took two posts to get you banned. Amateur..... yawn1

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:28 pm

A shame losing such a high brow contributor to the board, I loved hearing about how great Hull was.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:19 pm

I'm sure I read on this Thread 'Personal Abuse' directed at him first like....so should he be banned!?!? confised

But that photo is funny....who is it????

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i know him!

The Gaffer · **Joined:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:32 pm **Posts:** 10

No I shouldn't be banned. As you said Mutley, it was directed at me in the 1st place. Keyboard warriors eh!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22657

If everyone was banned for wind ups we'd have a very quiet message board. Dibble and Muttley would have been banned three years ago. Purile childishness is what puts most people off and we've had a bit of that recently.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:02 am

Is the Gaffer Matty Robson's Chin? I'm confused.

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:23 am

Yubep wrote:

i know him!

me too!!

The Gaffer · **Joined:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:32 pm **Posts:** 10

I've seen him around one or twice, he doesnt live in Hartlepool he lives in Ull, which is much better, and nicer than Hartlepool could ever be. The kebabs are better, the pubs are better, the beer is better, the streets are cleaner, the shoes are better, the socks are better, they wear clean pants at least twice a week, and they are much better at wind-ups.

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:43 am

nope, hell!

remember this Mentalist?!

The Gaffer · **Joined:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:32 pm **Posts:** 10

I do, and all she kept saying was look at him he doesnt come from anywhere!!! crazy lass! But at least your a 'Geordie'

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:26 pm

Can I ask why the lad has been banned? I've seen a lot worse abuse on here go unpunished. And that was from the moderators! :wink:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:36 pm

The Gaffer · **Joined:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:32 pm **Posts:** 10

It's ok, its getting looked at I beleive. Hopefully Matty_Robson's_Chin username will be back soon, until then........ It's this crappy effort. I was looking at BBC when i saw The Gaffer so used that. Daft eh!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:49 pm

Why have the pics been removed?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:11 pm

He was banned for personal abuse. We are well aware that he has joined under another name.

Either he toes the line or doesn't. I banned the username, I didn't ban his IPA.

It's now up to him.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:05 pm

chip fireball wrote:

the photo has been removed at the request of mr chin.

the ban is being looked at, though its not much of a ban if he is still posting.

the normal process if its felt that a poster is being abusive and possibly acting under the influence of drink is to block a members ability to post for 24 hours to give them time to cool off and reflect.

this has been done to a lot of accounts, my own included.

at the end of the day the board is not a true democracy. it is owned and paid for by a bunker member from his own pocket. if he is pulling out a large sum of money to run the board and keeping it functional in his own time he is within his rights to say who can and who cant post.

if mr chin is, as he says, only using the board to annoy people living in a town he dislikes, then i fail to see why he would object to having his ability to post removed. everyone of us has been guilty of participating in wind-ups in the past, but if your sole function as a member of the board is to provoke people and partake in threads where insults are hurled , you will be banned. membership is a privelege not a right.

He dislikes Hartlepool? He should be horse whipped and shit on.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37262

The Gaffer wrote:

I've seen him around one or twice, he doesnt live in Hartlepool he lives in Ull, which is much better, and nicer than Hartlepool could ever be. The kebabs are better, the pubs are better, the beer is better, the streets are cleaner, the shoes are better, the socks are better, they wear clean pants at least twice a week, and they are much better at wind-ups.

HULL...? ..if ever there was a case for 'global warming' making the sea levels rise, this was it.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:34 pm

Didn't Hull win the crappest town in Britain before Boro won it?

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:36 pm

they did and still are IMO, although southampton must be close :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37262

i know the Germans bobmbed it badly, but you'd think they'd make a start at clearing up the fookin mess. :roll:

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:46 pm

is,nt mr creos.. er mr prescott from there?

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:48 pm

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37262

He was one of their M.P's...a political colossus..... or maybe not. :laugh:

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Some parts are horrific East Park, Orchard Park, Most of East Hull & Brandsholme are the instant ones that come to mind. The Docks, marina, the avenues, prinny ave, old town & bev road are all very decent area's. One of my major issues with the city is that they dont do Parmo's!!!

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Hearing about how good Hull supposedly is bores the tits off me.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37262

I do think having a Costa Coffee in the station and putting palm trees outside the prison give it a certain .....ambience ... much like putting a dado rail on a dredger.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

I sometimes wish it was as good as Hartlepool SUPERB renovated train station :roll:

I went in it last weekend to find you walk into another entrance and thats about it.
Just have to see what the goon's at C4 say about it. (if they visit this time)

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37262

Do me a favour pal I was last in Hull ...yesterday... it was a shiit-hole. As for Hartlepool, we all know what it's like and we don't kid ourselves or bull the place up, whereas you come on here like the tourism officer for the Humber Riviera as though it were the City of Atlantis emerging from the ocean depths... it's dump next to wide muddy river... so cut the crap. By the way , if Hartlepools such a dump as you imply, why not give it a wide berth and apply for asylum in the Brigadoon of the East Riding. :roll:

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Its not muddy is it, its silt. Definition of silt: Fine particles of sand or rock that can be picked up by the air or water and deposited as sediment.

If you went down the rough area's you would beleive that. go down the M62 and onto the A63 and check whats down there after you go past Smith & Nephew. I defend the City from people like you putting it down constantly, its far from perfect and i know this. but nowhere is perfect. Some worse than others. Hartlepool has many good points....the marina.
A quality shopping centre. A retail park.

Agree to disagree on this one maybe.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

I sometimes wish it was as good as Hartlepool SUPERB renovated train station :roll:

I went in it last weekend to find you walk into another entrance and thats about it.
Just have to see what the goon's at C4 say about it. (if they visit this time)

You have to be the world's dullest man.

Our train station is better than yours- give me fucking strength.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

It was the 1st example i could think of and seen as though he mentioned Costa Coffee..... makes a bit of sense. AND i heard some lass talking about how good it was while i was waiting for my train to Newcastle.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:42 am

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

It was the 1st example i could think of and seen as though he mentioned Costa Coffee..... makes a bit of sense. AND i heard some lass talking about how good it was while i was waiting for my train to Newcastle.

She's probably as dull as you.

Proof if it was needed that we dont practice freekicks

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