Fantastic Stuff from the Hartlepool Mail

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

and the winner of this years photo caption is.....................

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Boiler-trouble-lands-woman-in.4621876.jp

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:21 pm

Stolen from the house next door?

Hands up who thinks her story is a load of crap and that she actually nicked the bugger herself?

PS. Would you?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:32 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

PS. Would you?

Would you?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:33 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

PS. Would you?

Would you?

God no.

Even I have a line in the sand that should never be crossed.

Although if I was pissed... :uhoh:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:36 pm

What do you reckon she's saying to the camera? I suspect she's quoting Chaucer.

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:40 pm

she's 27??????????!!! :shock:

thats the biggest lie ever printed in the press alone!!

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:44 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i liked last nights brilliant feature on the credit crunch and how it was affecting folk getting on the property ladder.

they interviewed 4 folk who were all complaining that they couldnt afford to buy a house. oh its terrible they were saying that they cant buy a lovely new build due to the rotten government and the credit crunch.

of the 4 there were 3 of them out of work, one of whom was a 19 year old lad, and another an 18 year old full time mum.

even in the halcyon days in the land of milk and honey there wasnt a bank in the land gonna give mortgages to 18 year old full time mums and 19 year old lads on the dole.

call me old fashioned, but surely the first requisite if you is wanting to buy a house is getting a fooking job ?????? or does the 18 year old full time mum, currently living with her mum, expect the taxpayer to buy her a four bed on bishop cuthbert ?

also, on the front page they were saying theres a housing shortage in the town causing a homes crisis, and that we need 393 new ones built or the world will end.

is it just me or has anyone else noticed whole streets vanishing over the last 12 months. i reckon the council has knocked down at least that many recently

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:05 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

rolfl

What do you reckon she's saying to the camera? I suspect she's quoting Chaucer.

I think she is shouting "Wilson out".

Hugh's Left Foot · **Joined:** Wed May 07, 2008 5:45 pm **Posts:** 130

"She believed it might be the answer to her troubles but that hasn't come to pass, unfortunately, because the whole episode got her into hot water and that's why she appears before you."

rolfl

aido87 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:27 pm

if she's 27, my cock's a bloater :shock:

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:50 pm

She was in the year above me at primary school and is in fact 27 :shock:

Poolsrme · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:52 pm

How long has Barry Gray been defending lost causes like her :roll:

Years and years and years and to think he has made a fortune out of it rage

aido87 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:54 pm

everyone is entitled to legal defence

even dog-faced inbred dole-scrounging harridans :uhoh:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:57 pm

I don't get it. Whoever stole the boiler was presumably clever enough to disconnect the thing and get it off the neighbour's wall. Why did Kirsty therefore not commission him to mend her existing, broken boiler?
Mr Bresslaw should be dispatched to find out the full story, thus making himself useful.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:01 pm

Poolsrme wrote:

How long has Barry Gray been defending lost causes like her :roll:

Years and years and years and to think he has made a fortune out of it rage

He's made his money out of legal aid criminal work in Hartlepool, there's that much of it.

To be honest the mitigation in the court cases is often hilarious and one of the best bits of reading The Mail, but Bazza has always been the master of it, the others just aren't in his league so I s'pose it's a shame he's retiring soon.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:41 pm

aido87 wrote:

everyone is entitled to legal defence

even dog-faced inbred dole-scrounging harridans :uhoh:

Am I??

Fookin' wonderful............. clappp

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:50 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

PS. Would you?

No mate there's limits eh?? confised

butchers block · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:18 pm

A better headline perhaps?
OLD BOILER LANDS IN HOT WATER OVER OLD BOILER

Sorry (just)

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:47 pm

PS....I couldn't believe she was 27 either!!!! :shock:

I bet her 8 kids are plug ugly aswell....poor mites!!!! confised

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:12 am

chip fireball wrote:

yawn2

aye thats what i thought, i nearly took the paper back to asda and asked for a refund.

heres an idea cat, if you are gonna do a full page article on the credit crunch and how its preventing folk buying houses, try interviewing folk that stood a smidgeon of a chance of getting a mortgage in the first place and not just the first few doleites you spot in the town centre outside greggs for a cheap and useless comment.

its lazy journalism.

You have a point.

Next time the position's open, why not apply to be the Editor of the Mail?

And if/when Wilson gets the sack, apply for his job too.

Do both at the same time. You'll be marvellous.

Foook me, there's so many experts on here.

Oh! That's given me an idea for a Mail Page 3 article. Now where 's those dole wallahs....

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:39 am

Just a half please wrote:

Cornelius.

Could you fix it for me to Have Danny Wilsons job? :coool:

Hand job?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:46 am

And upset the rose-tinted specs brigade? :laugh:

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