WHAT DID THAT...!!!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37347

Backing the car off the drive this morning and our lass screamed at me to stop the car and come and see what was behind it. ...a scale model of the Pennines in dog shit...it was still steaming which looked like clouds and God knows what it had been eating, but if the smell was anything to go by it had been festering a long time.
I DON'T BLAME THE OWNER... he's need a black bin liner to load it in and carrying it home over his shoulder wouldn't be much fun.... but warm in the winter...I dunno what sort of dog it was but it must have been the result of a drunken night of passion between a Shetland pony and a Jack Russell. sadx

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:24 pm

have you got a photo? :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37347

I've just laid the foundations for a small Alpine chalet in its foothills and changed our lasses name to Heidi.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:31 pm

parmopooly wrote:

have you got a photo? :laugh:

It's more serious than that mate, he's got your DNA...... :shock:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:50 pm

Snowy wrote:

Backing the car off the drive this morning and our lass screamed at me to stop the car and come and see what was behind it. ...a scale model of the Pennines in dog shiit...it was still steaming which looked like clouds and God knows what it had been eating, but if the smell was anything to go by it had been festering a long time.
I DON'T BLAME THE OWNER... he's need a black bin liner to load it in and carrying it home over his shoulder wouldn't be much fun.... but warm in the winter...I dunno what sort of dog it was but it must have been the result of a drunken night of passion between a Shetland pony and a Jack Russell. sadx

You will not fancy LOGin off tonight then. rolfl

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

If it was so big my money would be not on any type of dog but maybe your paperboy with a dentle hint that Xmas tips will soon be required.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:53 pm

Spender wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

have you got a photo? :laugh:

It's more serious than that mate, he's got your DNA...... :shock:

Oh Shit!!!!! :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37347

you're safe... the rain is washing it away in a gurgling brown torrent, an odorous turdslide, it heads towards the sea...... :shock:

... avoid surfing for the next few days, especially with an open mouth :uhoh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:19 am

it only takes a couple of days for our dog's turds to fill a carrier bag. The only snag being the nearest dog shite bin is in the next street (on the flip side at least we don't have to live so close to the bin)!!!
What do they do with it all I wonder?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37347

parmopooly wrote:

it only takes a couple of days for our dog's turds to fill a carrier bag. The only snag being the nearest dog shite bin is in the next street (on the flip side at least we don't have to live so close to the bin)!!!
What do they do with it all I wonder?

Add onions, a touch of black pepper and you have pasty fllings! :wink:

TforTurner · **Joined:** Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:37 pm **Posts:** 689

Snowy wrote:

an odorous turdslide

WHAT DID THAT...!!!!

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