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 Post subject: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:01 pm 
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Its the Pools defensive Sweepstake - Round 2.

After spending the night with Chip, Groovy is the current, and well satisfied, Champion. Chip says he will have fully recovered for Saturday. So get your entries in for a free entry into Chip, so to speak.

You know the rules. One slight alteration.......no one is allowed to say clean sheet. No one is getting away with that again. :laugh:

Take your pick:

1 Just a half please
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5 Parmopooly
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7 Grabec
8 Tree_With_Hamster
9 Mr Ripper
10 Benny the Ball
11 PJ Poolie
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14 Spender
15 Muttley
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17 Salty
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19 TforTurner
20 Poolieinnottingham
21 Blue Monkey
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24 Loyal Blue
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35 Lord Flashart
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41 Misterb2001
42 Threepintwonder
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45 GraveDisorder
46 Mr Creosote
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49 Dawlish Poolie
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52 Mampi Swift
53 Acro Poolie
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58 Jewish Official
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85 The Lightning Tree
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88 Billingham Poolie
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90 Mandy

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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9th minute for me. :evil:

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I will go for a clean sheet again

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gravedisorder wrote:
I will go for a clean sheet again


No you farking wont. banghead

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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I'll go for 85th again, I was only 68 minutes out last time!!

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:30 pm 
11 minutes please.


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12.


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il go for the 19th minute.


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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:57 pm 
a confident 19


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damn, should read it through 1st.....is 17 available?


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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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Il go for 3-0 Walsall. Ricketts hat trick.

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Il go for 3-0 Walsall. Ricketts hat trick.


Dont be a cock all of your life. Just give me your prediction of the time of the first goal. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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29th.

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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Brilliant to see the optimism on this board like!! Quality.

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Do own goals count?

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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21 mins please

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:21 pm 
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
29th.



29th's taken Tree :roll:


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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
29th.



29th's taken Tree :roll:


Lol Tree is such an idiot. Only he could make that mistake!

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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I suspect he knew that. He is just trying to be clever. I am sure he will give his real prediction once he is bored with being a cock.

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I will plump for 45!

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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94th minute

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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5 minutes.
Just so Pools can give me that horrible pissed off feeling as early as they possibly can. I'm sure they do it on purpose.
This week we will concede a minimum of three, and score a maximum of one. So the best score we can hope for this week is a 3-1 defeat, probably a 5-0 hammering at worst.

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:27 pm 
42 is the answer


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parmopooly wrote:
5 minutes.
Just so Pools can give me that horrible pissed off feeling as early as they possibly can. I'm sure they do it on purpose.
This week we will concede a minimum of three, and score a maximum of one. So the best score we can hope for this week is a 3-1 defeat, probably a 5-0 hammering at worst.


One of things that actually pisses me off is we don't get stuffed by anyone away from home, we are experts in losing gallantly and earning praise from opposition managers/fans in defeat, when it's very easy to do because you've won. Weirdly I'd rather someone did give us a good gubbing so people (yes, you Danny) couldn't come out with the same tired old shite. Look at our defeats away we normally lose by the odd goal, at worst two.


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losing is still losing, but some fans don't see it that way. We either grow a backbone or we go down. It's simple really, but we won't do it under Wilson - ergo he has to be removed!!!

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parmopooly wrote:
losing is still losing, but some fans don't see it that way. We either grow a backbone or we go down. It's simple really, but we won't do it under Wilson - ergo he has to be removed!!!


Well said.

Let's just hope that they don't bugger about for 3 or 4 months by which time this season will be more or less written off as failure and relegation.

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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
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Just a half please wrote:
I am going for the first minute again. My glass was half empty......but I have just spilt the tw@t.


Look at it this way, there's more room for a fill-up now :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Is it your turn to sleep with Chip?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:01 pm 
14 for me, we'll come out and run rings round them for almost a quarter of an hour, Nelson and Collins will have now to do, doze off and then they'll make a rare foray upfield and we'll be one down.

Plus our kids going so it's Kiss Of Death

On the plus side, their fans reckon Ricketts is a pile of idle poo, so it'll probably be someone else who scores it.

If I win, can I donate the prize to Cheridee?? Chips teeth click and he smells of wee. bbolt


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ill go for the 53rd


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rolfl


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Can I have 15???? sctatchinghead


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Can I have 15???? sctatchinghead


Im sure if you ask nicely and use the magic word he will let you

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Mampi Swift wrote:
I'll have 53rd minute!


Due to your stupidity I have put you down for 52 minutes. :laugh:

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Come on people get your predictions in for, allegedly, the most reasonable shag in town.

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Only 3 days to go. Chip Fire Ball has offered to pay you not to make love to him. £20 was his first offer I believe.

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Sorted Benny.

Anyone else having a go? I cant believe so many of the first 10 minutes are still available. So what do we owe this sudden opitimism to?

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