Hartlepool United

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:14 pm

We come back more times then Peter Mandelson !

UP THE POOLS !

:grin:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:19 pm

baby lemonade · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:53 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

We come back more times then Peter Mandelson !

UP THE POOL !

:grin:

i think youll find its spelt P-O-O-L-S!!!!!! note the S!

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:14 pm

Nitpicking, lemonade, nitpicking. :roll:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:44 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Nitpicking, lemonade, nitpicking. :roll:

WRONG!!!

It's PoolS. Always was. Always will be. Nothing has happened to change that.

"Pool" can be Liver or Black but not Hartle, never, NEVER!! It's an appelation used by lazy journos or thick darloiqs.
Or ignorant Poolies.

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:49 pm

Oi Mr Kent, that avatar is a picture of a t-towel right?? The most prolific of the owl species.

I know 'cos they make and print them up the road in Liuzou. :grin:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:38 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Nitpicking, lemonade, nitpicking. :roll:

WRONG!!!

It's PoolS. Always was. Always will be. Nothing has happened to change that.

"Pool" can be Liver or Black but not Hartle, never, NEVER!! It's an appelation used by lazy journos or thick darloiqs.
Or ignorant Poolies.

Sorry Mr. Head, I admit I got it wrong, missed the last letter of during typing, I acknowledge it does make a difference but it shouldn't make me any less of a Poolie for one slight error.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:00 pm

that's the difference of opinion here - it was in fact a huge error.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:51 pm

Jesus Christ, it was only one slip of the keyboard you know.

And we moan about us being PC ! :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:53 pm

it's a slip of the keyboard now eh? You're the only one who's ever made that mistake!!! And yes it's unforgivable.

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:54 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Richard M. Head wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Nitpicking, lemonade, nitpicking. :roll:

WRONG!!!

It's PoolS. Always was. Always will be. Nothing has happened to change that.

"Pool" can be Liver or Black but not Hartle, never, NEVER!! It's an appelation used by lazy journos or thick darloiqs.
Or ignorant Poolies.

Sorry Mr. Head, I admit I got it wrong, missed the last letter of during typing, I acknowledge it does make a difference but it shouldn't make me any less of a Poolie for one slight error.

For fuck's sake.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Jesus Christ, it was only one slip of the keyboard you know.

And we moan about us being PC ! :roll:

So sort out your PC then :razz:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:39 pm

I think we should put Mr.Kent on trial for this misdemeanour.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:40 pm

Er, no.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:41 pm

it's not up to you

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

This is OUT OF ORDER!

I actually feel ashamed at this error by PoK!

I'm ashamed to be a pools fan, i'm ashamed to even be associated with him.

This is a dark day for HUFC!

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:43 pm

It's not up to Salty, either though, is it.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:43 pm

Yubep wrote:

This is OUT OF ORDER!

I actually feel ashamed at this error by PoK!

I'm ashamed to be a pools fan, i'm ashamed to even be associated with him.

This is a dark day for HUFC!

And you thought I was OTT !

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:46 pm

This crime is akin to pissing on the badge.

It's a guilty from me. I'd give two choices of punishment;

1) Death by hanging

2) A trip with Darlo Pete and his thermos flask to Cardiff to watch 'Franz' play.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:47 pm

or to appear on ITV's new "Cannibal Island" reality tv show

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:48 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

It's not up to Salty, either though, is it.

not me alone, the majority will decide if you have to face a trial and subsequent punishment if found guilty.

sorry

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:49 pm

Burn him.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:50 pm

I move your honour, that the court allows me the legal right to defend myself.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:52 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I move your honour, that the court allows me the legal right to defend myself.

Crack on.

It'll be a refreshing change from cracking off.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

The board has decided your crack is so shit, you do not have the right to defend yourself.

So your guilty.

You have disgraced the good name of HartlePOOLS!

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:54 pm

What kind of a trial is it where the defendant doesn't have the chance to argue his case ?

It's like being under Saddam Hussein here.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:55 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

It's like being under Saddam Hussein here.

From what I hear that was one of your ultimate fantasies.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:55 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

What kind of a trial is it where the defendant doesn't have the chance to argue his case ?

It's like being under Saddam Hussein here.

argue away my man

we haven't had a trial in ages!!

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:56 pm

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:56 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Burn him.

banish him from the garden of Pools

and take adam with ya! :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:59 pm

I'll be Kent's lawyer and spokesperson.

He pleads guilty on all counts

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:00 pm

he's doomed!

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:03 pm

grabec wrote:

I'll be Kent's lawyer and spokesperson.

He pleads guilty on all counts

In that case we can probably show some leniency in sentencing and not make him spend the day with Darlo Pete.

Would you prefer to hang or be burned POK?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Poolie of Kent wrote:

What kind of a trial is it where the defendant doesn't have the chance to argue his case ?

It's like being under Saddam Hussein here.

Poor Saddam, for all his faults, would have wrote pools though wouldn't he.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:04 pm

When I wrote said post, I was not aware that I had unintentionally lest off the S of 'Pools. Indeed it should really have an apostrophe in front to show that another part of that same word is missing when it has been written there. If you haven't been pedantic about the apostrophe, the plural S shouldn't have caused a big uproar. I acknowledge that the mistake does have historic and cultural importance but...

Exhibit A, my lud.

Name of football club from 1977-2008 (now - more important): HARTLEPOOL UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB
Name of football club from 1908-1968: HARTLEPOOLS UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB.

Seeing as the club have changed their name and the club have had this name for 29 years and this is the name that I have grown up with, I use HARTLEPOOL UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB, so it should be UP THE POOL ! singular.

To be politically correct the old nickname of 'Pools died in 1977, so in terms of catching up with time UP THE POOL ! should the be the correct excalmation.

I rest my case, your honour. Open and shut.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:05 pm

grabec wrote:

I'll be Kent's lawyer and spokesperson.

He pleads guilty on all counts

I don't, I plead not guilty, you honour.

I represent myself.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

When I wrote said post, I was not aware that I had unintentionally lest off the S of 'Pools.

LEST OFF!

Another mistake!

You just can't help yourself can you

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

Are you insane

GUILTY AS SIN

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:06 pm

That's how easy people can do it, you know.

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:09 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I represent myself.

No you don't. I represent you. I advise you to say nothing

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:10 pm

This is turning into Kavanagh QC here!

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

Take notice of your representative that is very good advice she is giving you :wink:

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

Poolie of Kent wrote:

When I wrote said post, I was not aware that I had unintentionally lest off the S of 'Pools. Indeed it should really have an apostrophe in front to show that another part of that same word is missing when it has been written there. If you haven't been pedantic about the apostrophe, the plural S shouldn't have caused a big uproar. I acknowledge that the mistake does have historic and cultural importance but...

Exhibit A, my lud.

Name of football club from 1977-2008 (now - more important): HARTLEPOOL UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB
Name of football club from 1908-1968: HARTLEPOOLS UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB.

Seeing as the club have changed their name and the club have had this name for 29 years and this is the name that I have grown up with, I use HARTLEPOOL UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB, so it should be UP THE POOL ! singular.

To be politically correct the old nickname of 'Pools died in 1977, so in terms of catching up with time UP THE POOL ! should the be the correct excalmation.

I rest my case, your honour. Open and shut.

With a genuine mistake, you might just have been let off with a stoning, but to try and then justify it as being correct has just signed your death warrant. BURN HIM!

P.S. You are wrong about the apostophe as well.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:14 pm

ChunkyMonkey wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

When I wrote said post, I was not aware that I had unintentionally lest off the S of 'Pools. Indeed it should really have an apostrophe in front to show that another part of that same word is missing when it has been written there. If you haven't been pedantic about the apostrophe, the plural S shouldn't have caused a big uproar. I acknowledge that the mistake does have historic and cultural importance but...

Exhibit A, my lud.

Name of football club from 1977-2008 (now - more important): HARTLEPOOL UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB
Name of football club from 1908-1968: HARTLEPOOLS UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB.

Seeing as the club have changed their name and the club have had this name for 29 years and this is the name that I have grown up with, I use HARTLEPOOL UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB, so it should be UP THE POOL ! singular.

To be politically correct the old nickname of 'Pools died in 1977, so in terms of catching up with time UP THE POOL ! should the be the correct excalmation.

I rest my case, your honour. Open and shut.

With a genuine mistake, you might just have been let off with a stoning, but to try and then justify it as being correct has just signed your death warrant. BURN HIM!

P.S. You are wrong about the apostophe as well.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:21 pm

oh dear

I think this trial is over before its begun, with Mr.Kents confession of ignorance and subsequent poor attempt at justification and his foolish disregard for representation there can only be one decision.
right?

guilty for me....

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:23 pm

That's why you try to do when you defend an argument, you justify yourself !

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:24 pm

Salty wrote:

oh dear

I think this trial is over before its begun, with Mr.Kents confession of ignorance and subsequent poor attempt at justification and his foolish disregard for representation there can only be one decision.
right?

guilty for me....

As Blackadder says, "I love a fair trial" !

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:25 pm

ok

so are we Pools or Pool?!

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:27 pm

being a probationary member(not part of the clique)can i also vote guilty,and can someone take that shovel off him before the hole he is digging himself into gets any deeper

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

So, by justifying the use of the word "Pool" instead of "Pools", you are actually admitting you lied about it being a mistake!

BURN HIM then DROWN HIM

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