If he isn't dead in five years I'd be astonished he must weigh 40 clem. I criticised some of the chanters at Elland Road but I chuckled at least twice yesterday firstly to the have drummer "Have you ever seen your cock!?" and then "You can stick your fooking crisps up your arse" followed by "Tudor..Tudor..Tudor"

Someone shouted 'you can stick your drum up your arse!' at him. It looked as if he already had, and it was poking out from under his ribcage. I bet his tattoos cost a fortune, the amount of surface area they cover.

When he was crouched over on his special reinforced platform he looked barely human, like something found bathing in a bubbling swamp in prehistoric times.. the tattooed sloth.

He must smell like a rotting corpse as well fooking disgusting.

I wouldn't like to use a bog after he'd been for a shit in it.

It mustn't be much fun sitting/standing near him at games either, every time he beats the drum and his flabby arms are wafting BO about.

PoolieKev/spenders had him......

Proper fact hunt that tvvat!!! Tat's all over the knob. Loved the attention he did!!

If you ever watched Football's worst away days he was on when they where away at Watford!

This is rather harsh, the bloke might have health problems that make him eat so much, maybe he has thyroid problems, maybe he was abused as a child and seeks solace in the crisp packet.

You should take a good look at yourself for ridiculing such an obese, lazy, mess of a fat knacker